WORST THING EVER OF THE WEEK, PART 2: DESIGN THE SKYLINE’S VIDEO FOR “BREAK FREE FROM YOUR LIFE”
I had no fucking clue who Design the Skyline were before Sergeant D. started writing about them (here and here), and knowing what I knew, I should have known better than to hit “play” on their new video, “Break Free From Your Life.” But I’m a fucking idiot, so I did hit “play,” and I think I hate this even more than I do Skip the Foreplay. It’s so bad that the only logical reaction I could come up with was to lay my head down on my laptop’s keyboard while a MetalSucks Mansion Monkey slammed the monitor down on my head again and again and again, WCW-style. If you had told me twelve years ago that some day there would be bands that made Limp Bizkit seem like the most sophisticated songwriters ever, I probably would have just killed myself then and there.
Side note: There are members of this band who aren’t sixteen?
Side side note: NO MORE VERB THE NOUN BAND NAMES ALLOWED. SERIOUSLY. CUT IT OUT WITH THAT SHIT. THERE MUST BE ANY NUMBER OF OTHER AVAILABLE BAND NAMES. COME UP WITH SOMETHING ELSE ALREADY.