Question of the Week 0 Question Of The Week: Into The Darkness? February 1st, 2013 at 4:30pm MetalSucks The Darkness = Genius? Novelty? Mediocre? Pack of douchelords that even Lemmy doesn’t dig though his bumchum Dave Grohl is happy to get in their big shot?
The Webernets 0 Here’s a Fun Game to Kill Time January 23rd, 2013 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg See if you can name all fifty guitarists on this poster
Question of the Week 0 Question Of The Week: Remember Soundtracks? lol January 11th, 2013 at 4:30pm MetalSucks “OMG I have to get that movie’s soundtrack asap it’s awesome!!” — No one, 2013
Black Collar Workers 0 Let’s Gossip About How Much Money Famous Metal Vocalists Make November 30th, 2012 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg Celebritynetworth.com follows-up their list of rock’s richest drummers with one of rock’s richest singers.
Shit That Comes Out Today 0 Sh*t That Comes Out Today: November 20, 2012 November 20th, 2012 at 10:00am MetalSucks Holy shit a million hard and heavy albums come out each week! Listen to them here!
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 0 Analysis: C’monnn U Love Aerosmith! November 6th, 2012 at 5:00pm Anso DF Before u cast your vote for or against Aerosmith, reacquaint yourself with the facts and be freed of the fictions!
Question of the Week 0 QUESTION OF THE WEEK: SOUNDTRACK TO YOUR APOCALYPSE [PRESENTED BY THE TRUTH] September 7th, 2012 at 4:30pm MetalSucks * Hey wow u look great today! Is that a […]
What the...?? 0 WOMAN WHO REALLY, REALLY LOVES AC/DC’S “HIGHWAY TO HELL” ARRESTED FOUR TIMES IN TWENTY-SIX HOURS September 4th, 2012 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg Everyone loves AC/DC’s “Highway to Hell,” right? It’s inarguably one […]
Question of the Week 0 QUESTION OF THE WEEK: THE WAGES OF WUV [PRESENTED BY THE TRUTH] August 24th, 2012 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Banner by Cysquatch At MetalSucks, we truly love True Love. […]
Question of the Week 0 QUESTION OF THE WEEK: HATE THE GAME, NOT THE SLAYER August 3rd, 2012 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Banner by Cysquatch Know what’s awesome about Slayer? Everything goddammit! […]
Cinemetal 0 BATMAN VS. AVENGERS: BATTLE OF THE SOUNDTRACKS July 20th, 2012 at 10:00am MetalSucks THE FACEOFF The Dark Knight Rises opened at midnight, and […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 THERE’S ANTHRAX UNDER THE COVERS June 21st, 2012 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Let’s be real: Anthrax have a not-great track record with […]
Greatest Hits 0 Heavy Metal Kitten Covers April 26th, 2012 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg You really can find anything on the internet: there’s now a […]
\m/ 60 A GLIMPSE OF THE GUNS N’ ROSES THAT ALMOST WAS: ZAKK WYLDE JAMS WITH AXL ROSE December 12th, 2011 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg So the young ‘uns might not remember this, but back […]
Metal Merch 200 AC/DC TO METALLICA: “F*CK YOU, WE CAN MAKE OUR OWN VERSION OF MONOPOLY!” August 5th, 2011 at 12:40pm Axl Rosenberg AC/DC and Metallica are similar in a lot of ways: […]
Metal Merch 230 METALLICA MONOPOLY: JUST AS SILLY AS WE IMAGINED June 20th, 2011 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg What Amazon tells me is called Monopoly — The Classic […]
Metal Moments of Zen 140 APPARENTLY METAL CHILLS OUT BLOODTHIRSTY SHARKS June 16th, 2011 at 2:00pm Kip Wingerschmidt …so says Australian charter boat operator Matt Waller, who has […]