I’d just like to take a moment to say THANK YOU SO FUCKING MUCH to the friend who sent us the link to the below video. He works in the biz and I think he wants to remains anonymous in case the opportunity ever arises to sign this kid, but he seriously made my day. Thank you thank you thank you thank you!!!
-AR
You would have to be on dope to like Slaves on Dope. I mean, the band has a song called “No More Faith,” for fuck’s sake. NO MORE FUCKING FAITH. Jim Martin should bend them over and grow pumpkins out of their ass for that shit.
Anyways, this band is reuniting. I never knew they broke-up, to be honest; I just thought they were sucked into the same black hole of once-popular shit bands that a lot their peers did (see: Primer whatever the fuck they were called, E-Town Concrete, etc.). But in case you’re not familiar with their particular brand of awfulness, here they are, looking like Crazy Town and sounding like diarrhea.
-AR
You may have noticed that one of the Google ads that keeps popping up around here recently is for some group called Hollywood Undead (In case you’re retarded, you should know that we actually have no control over what Google ads pop up on our site.). After seeing the same picture of this band day after day, I finally decided to check them out for myself.
Well, I would have been better off being the meat in a fuck sandwich with Billy Milano and Dino Cazares. Do people really still make, listen to, or in any way associate themselves with crap like this? Or did someone stick me in a time machine and whisk me away to 1998? I’m fairly certain that Hollywood Undead are just the members of Crazy Town with masks on so they don’t have to suffer the embarrassment of being recognized as the members of Crazy Town.
Anyway, I can’t even get through this entire piece of squirrel feces (For the record, I got as far as the gross chick with the mohawk taking her top off; then I barfed on my computer and turned it off.). Good luck to anyone else who cares to try.
-AR
P.S. Yes, I’m aware that simply by posting this article I’ve probably ensured hundreds of more Google ads for these dudes. Oh well.
Proof that nu-metal is the new hair-metal has come in the form of those musicians hitting absolute rock bottom in the public eye. Seth “Shifty Shellshock” Binzer, rapper in the band Crazy Town (you know… “come come, my lady, you’re my pretty baby, you’re my butterfly, sugar, baby”) is shown, below, firing up a crack pipe for the camera. The footage comes from leaked outtakes for the VH1 reality show Celebrity Rehab, currently in production.
Don’t worry, he’s just killing time for the inevitable 2010 summer package tour feauturing Limp Bizkit, P.O.D. and Crazy Town. I just puked a little inside my mouth.
-VN
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