Hair Metal Happy Hour 1010 UNOFFICIAL PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST: WHY IS SEBASTIAN BACH SO SAD? June 15th, 2011 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Sebastian Bach has announced a September 27 release date for […]
Hair Metal Happy Hour 120 PHIL VARONE MAKES PORN NOW June 10th, 2011 at 3:20pm Axl Rosenberg Phil Varone was the original drummer in Saigon Kick and […]
...And F*ck You Too 220 SEBASTIAN BACH ENDS LEASE WITH AXL ROSE’S BALLS, STRIKES NEW ARRANGEMENT WITH ASKING ALEXANDRIA’S TESTICLES May 25th, 2011 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg In 2006, Axl Rose’s Nu-GN’R played what was then their […]
The Webernets 90 METAL INJECTION’S BLACK CARPET MATCHES THE DRAPES April 25th, 2011 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg Because Vince and I are lazy asses, we did not […]
Album of the Day 200 ALBUM OF THE DAY: SKID ROW, SKID ROW April 13th, 2011 at 10:00am MetalSucks I was mindlessly channel surfing, as you do at the […]
Editorials 200 ON SECOND THOUGHT, ASKING ALEXANDRIA ARE A PERFECT FIT FOR SEBASTIAN BACH April 4th, 2011 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg This video of Asking Alexandria vocalist Danny Worsnop totally fershnickered on-stage […]
Reviews 400 EXCLUSIVE: GUESS WHO’S HEARD ANTHRAX’S WORSHIP MUSIC? (AND, OH YEAH, WE HAVE THE COVER ART, TOO!) April 1st, 2011 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg The possibly-not-final cover art for Anthrax’s Worship Music So I […]
Editorials 270 ASKING ALEXANDRIA AGREE TO HELP SEBASTIAN BACH SEEM YOUNG AND HIP March 2nd, 2011 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg I somehow completely missed this until I read about it […]
New Stuff 90 POOR PAUL ROMANKO February 25th, 2011 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg “Somebody get me a goddman second band!!!” Paul Romanko is […]
Editorials 90 LEYLA FORD RAMBLES ABOUT WHY ROCKSTARS SHOULDN’T RAMBLE February 21st, 2011 at 5:00pm MetalSucks Andy McCoy, one of the founding members of Hanoi Rocks, […]
Neilstein Soundscam 250 NEILSTEIN SOUNDSCAM: AT LEAST OLD ALBUMS ARE STILL SELLING February 9th, 2011 at 2:30pm Vince Neilstein I see a pattern developing in 2011; the only albums […]
Editorials 310 F*CK, MARRY, KILL: HOT METAL D00DZ EDITION January 13th, 2011 at 4:00pm MetalSucks Yesterday, Sergeant D. posted a Metal Edition of the classic […]
Hair Metal Happy Hour 90 THE BEST THING SEBASTIAN BACH HAS DONE IN YEARS? January 6th, 2011 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg So Baz was on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon last […]
Worst Week Ever 20 IN WHICH WE HAD AN APPETITE FOR DECONSTRUCTION November 19th, 2010 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Allow me to shill for a beat before the weekend: […]
...And F*ck You Too 240 SEBASTIAN BACH ARREST VIDEO SURFACES; SINGER SENTENCED TO LIFE IMPRISONED BY HIS OWN DEPRESSION November 16th, 2010 at 11:20am Axl Rosenberg I hate TMZ, but I feel obligated to tell you […]
What the...?? 150 SEBASTIAN BACH BIT A BARTENDER November 15th, 2010 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg Oh, Sebastian Bach. I love you so much right now, […]
Metal in the Media 70 EX-SKID ROW / EX-SAIGON KICK DRUMMER PHIL VARONE SHOWS HIS LIZARD TO THE WORLD November 8th, 2010 at 12:40pm Vince Neilstein Since getting cable for the first time in five years […]
Music Dorkery 600 FUN WITH MISHEARD SONG LYRICS October 5th, 2010 at 12:30pm MetalSucks At the Accept show I went to last week, I […]
Hair Metal Happy Hour 40 DEE SNIDER GIVES HIS REGARDS TO BROADWAY October 1st, 2010 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Sebastian Bach and, to a somewhat lesser extent, Corey Glover […]
Worst Week Ever 1 IN WHICH WE REMINDED YOU THAT GARY SUAREZ IS DJING TONIGHT’S HEAVY METAL HAPPY HOUR September 10th, 2010 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg That’s right! One of MetalSucks’ most controversial voices — which […]