The Top 25 Modern Metal Guitarists 940 #10: TERRANCE HOBBS (SUFFOCATION) May 23rd, 2011 at 5:00pm MetalSucks MetalSucks recently polled its staff to determine who are The […]
Green Eggs and Slam 2210 WHAT IS THE BEST BREAKDOWN OF ALL TIME??? April 13th, 2011 at 5:00pm Sergeant D I love that “Tour Of Italy” sampler at Olive Garden […]
Reviews 400 EXCLUSIVE: GUESS WHO’S HEARD ANTHRAX’S WORSHIP MUSIC? (AND, OH YEAH, WE HAVE THE COVER ART, TOO!) April 1st, 2011 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg The possibly-not-final cover art for Anthrax’s Worship Music So I […]
Barbarous Book Club 390 DECIBEL EDITOR-IN-CHIEF ALBERT MUDRIAN PENS CHOOSING DEATH II! March 31st, 2011 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg You’ve all read Decibel editor-in-chief Albert Mudrian’s Choosing Death, right? If […]
Everyone's Replaceable 140 KEVIN TALLEY GETS BURIED SIX FEET UNDER February 3rd, 2011 at 10:40am Axl Rosenberg Why, it was just a couple of days ago that […]
Music Dorkery 450 SOME OF THE BEST READER-SUGGESTED ELEPHANTS MARCHING RIFFS January 7th, 2011 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg Yesterday I attempted to clarify the meaning of the phrase […]
Green Eggs and Slam 490 MOAR OLD BANDS U MIGHT NOT KNOW ABOUT January 4th, 2011 at 3:30pm Sergeant D In the first installment of “OLD BANDS U MIGHT NOT […]
Question of the Week 1110 QUESTION OF THE WEEK: SPECIAL THANKSGIVING EDITION November 24th, 2010 at 2:00pm MetalSucks Banner Designed by Cysquatch Welcome to “Question of the Week,” […]
Question of the Week 3090 QUESTION OF THE WEEK: WHAT BANDS DO YOU HATE THAT YOU HAVE SEEN LIVE MULTIPLE TIMES BECAUSE THEY ARE ALWAYS OPENING FOR SOMEONE YOU LIKE? November 19th, 2010 at 3:30pm MetalSucks Banner Designed by Cysquatch Welcome to “Question of the Week,” […]
Green Eggs and Slam 960 SOME OLD BANDS U MIGHT NOT KNOW ABOUT November 16th, 2010 at 2:40pm Sergeant D When I am not trolling simple-minded, entry-level elitists, I enjoy […]
Album of the Day 110 ALBUM OF THE DAY: DEEDS OF FLESH, TRADING PIECES November 4th, 2010 at 10:00am Sergeant D While I think of their later albums as he absolute […]
Green Eggs and Slam 2000 CULT BANDS YOU WOULD’VE HATED/IGNORED IN 1995 October 26th, 2010 at 5:00pm Sergeant D While these days metal fandom is basically just a contest […]
...And F*ck You Too 1270 HOW TO LOOK LIKE A HOT METAL CHICK September 30th, 2010 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg Remember when Sergeant D. found that totally awesome instructional video […]
Green Eggs and Slam 650 WHAT IS THE BEST SUFFOCATION ALBUM??? September 28th, 2010 at 2:00pm Sergeant D NYDM legends Suffocation are a rare breed, to say the […]
Green Eggs and Slam 1710 IS DEMOLISHER THE WORLD’S HEAVIEST BAND??? September 15th, 2010 at 3:30pm Sergeant D It has been my life’s work to find the heaviest […]
Tour de Force 350 AWESOME DEATH METAL TOUR ALERT! AWESOME DEATH METAL TOUR ALERT! August 4th, 2010 at 9:40am Axl Rosenberg There’s really almost nothing to say about a tour headlined […]
Question of the Week 940 QUESTION OF THE WEEK: IF YOU WERE GOING TO BE MARRIED AT A METAL CONCERT, WHICH SHOW WOULD IT BE AND WHY? June 4th, 2010 at 4:00pm MetalSucks Welcome to a new feature here at MetalSucks, “Question of […]
Green Eggs and Slam 190 WHAT’S NEW WITH BIG CHOCOLATE?? April 26th, 2010 at 3:15pm Sergeant D As some of you may know, my favorite 19 year-old […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 120 IF THE MUSIC ON SON OF AURELIUS’ THE FARTHEST REACHES IS AS AWESOME AS THE COVER ART… February 22nd, 2010 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg …then it’s gonna be one of the awesomer releases of […]
Editorials 230 THIS BAND IS BETTER THAN SUFFOKATE, BUT THEY STILL NEED A NEW NAME February 18th, 2010 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg After enduring the shittiness that is Suffokate, I made the […]