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WHO WANTS TO HEAR SEBASTIAN BACH RAP?

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With no new Guns N’ Roses tour for Baz to capitalize on, he’s decided to promote his new album, Angel Down, by making an ass out of himself on reality tv (again): he’ll appear on MTV’s Celebrity Rap Superstar, where Kurupt, he of Snoop Dogg’s Dogg Pound, will teach him how to flow, or whatever the fuck they call it. His co-stars in the show will also include the likes of gossip-meister Perez Hilton, a walking argument for the extinction of the human race if ever there was one.

This is fucking embarrassing. I want to hear Sebastian Bach try to rap like I want to hear Fred Durst try to belt out a high note. Unless this actually helps Baz’s new album to go, like, quadruple platinum, he should shoot himself in the face.

-AR

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