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BRAIN DRILL: THEY’RE BACK, AND MORE STONED THAN EVER

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Lambgoat reports that death metallers Brain Drill have reformed. A statement from the band reads as follows:

“Brain Drill will be carrying on despite all the recent rumors of break ups. The band is currently looking for a new drummer and more information will be made available shortly for those interested in trying out for the spot.”

I want to say that I am in no way, shape, or form judging the band’s musical abilities when I say that, clearly, these dudes are all still smoking lots and lots of ganja. As Lambgoat points out, calling the stories of the band’s demise “rumors” is ricockulous  when one considers that it was guitarist Dylan Ruskin who announced the band’s break-up in the first place.

Whatevs. At least they got someone with a third grade education to do their spelling for them this time.

-AR

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