FUNNY PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST: WIN NEW CDs FROM NACHTMYSTIUM, TERROR AND HAIL OF BULLETS

Last week’s Funny Photo Caption Contest (pictured, right) was another rousing laugh with a shitload of funny entries. Of five total winners, one grand-prize winner will receive a signed CD of The Human Abstract’s new record Midheaven (which hits stores August 19th) as well as a Human Abstract T-shirt, and four will get a regular ol’ Human Abstract CD. Here are the four runners-up:

• Pease Hode: “As you can see, Winds of Plague shows get crazy!”
• Follow4Now: “From the exclusive web only release “SNL skits done metal: My dick in a cold, dark black metal box by Justin Timberlake.”
• James: “Stop! Hellhammer time.”
• BKudler: “The next logical progression in Nu-Metal: Death Pop and Locking.”

And the grand prize goes to…

• Hegster: “…and the crowd gazed upon Lars Ulrich as he tried to devour the dollar symbol they’d cleverly placed around his neck as he bounded and twirled in his new pants made from the broken dreams of hundreds of gen x metal heads, blissfully unaware that he could use his hands for anything other than air-drumming to Trivium’s “The Crusade”.”

ZING! This week’s winner will receive 3 CDs; Nachtmystium’s Assassins: Black Meddle Pt. 1; Terror’s The Damned, The Shamed, and Hail of Bullets’ …Of Frost and War. Just come up with a funny caption to the below photo, and they’re all yours.