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WANNA GO TO THE METAL SHOW BUT CAN’T FIND A SITTER?

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Our brothers from other mothers at Metal Injection, via a website called GrowUpPunk, have found this other website, Coolbuzz, which sells various childcare products – e.g. cribs, carriages, etc. – that is clearly directed at headbanging parents… who hate their fucking baby. I mean, look at what passes for a crib, rocking horse, and stroller:

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In other news, my grandmother is happy she was proven right when she told me that “People who listen to that devil music have no business raising children.”

-AR

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