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EDDIE VAN HALEN TAKES BIG SH*TS

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So, as previously announced, Eddie Van Halen was on Two and a Half Men last night. At least, that’s what Allyson at Bring Back Glam tells me. I missed it, because I was watching Gojira. And because I love myself.

But Allyson has the cameo clip, which is below. It’s as cheesy as you’d expect.

So… I guess the question is, would you use the shitter right after EVH warned you that you might wanna wait a beat? Would the smell of his poo floating into your nostrils disgust you, or are you such a sycophant that you’d think “Yeah! Eddie’s poo molecules will now forever be a part of me. History and I have finally intertwined.”

These are the kinds of things I think about.

-AR

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