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F*CK YOU, MATTHEW FOX

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Okay, so in all fairness, this isn’t really the L O S T star’s fault – but I don’t know the name of the graphic designer/marketing genius who did this, so I’m unfairly placing the blame with the dude whose face is on the cover. And if Matthew Fox thinks that’s unfair, I’m sure his millions of dollars and fucking of strippers will ease his pain.

ANYWAY, you’re familiar with the logo for The Haunted, no? In case you somehow are not, here it is:

F*CK YOU, MATTHEW FOX

And are you aware that prior to L O S T (but after Party of Five), Matthew Fox appeared on a television series called Haunted? You’re probably not, since it was cancelled in 2002 after just twelve episodes. But those episodes are coming to DVD, and I just saw the cover art for said collection. Ready? Here it is:

F*CK YOU, MATTHEW FOX

What the fuck, dude?!? That’s not even subtle. That is just an outright rip-off. Whose idea was that, Nick Simmons? “Oh, dude, don’t sweat it, we’ll just add the silhouette of a second person and put the other guy between the ‘N’ and the ‘T’ instead of the ‘U’ and the ‘N,’ no one’ll even notice!”

For shame, douche bags behind this. For shame.

-AR

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