BUT WHERE WILL MARIA BRINK BE WITHOUT HER BLUE DRESS?!?!
I’ve spoken at length in the past about In This Moment vocalist Maria Brink and her precious blue dress, going so far as to once hypothesize that her closet must look like Homer’s on The Simpsons – just dozens of copies of the same exact outfit. But I guess I was wrong! She’s now auctioning that very dress on eBay, where the garb is described as “This is the one of a kind dress she wore in the Forever video, 2008 Ozzfest and other events.” One of a kind? Really? So she wore that for basically every performance and promotional event up until she finally got a new, pink dress in August of 2009? Man, that thing must smell.
ANYWAY, as of this writing the dress is going for $500. It comes mounted in a black frame, although I’m sure that won’t stop some creepy dude from using it as a masturbatory tool.
And while we’re on the topic: bravo to Brink for taking the leap and parting with her most precious and recognizable of assets. Well, almost.
You can bid here, if you really have nothing better to do with your money.