THE RETARD DOESN’T FALL FAR FROM THE TREE: SON OF ICP DUDE RELEASES MUSIC VIDEO
So I guess one of the dudes in Insane Clown Posse is named Violent J, and he has a kid, named — wait for it –Violent JJ. And Violent JJ has now released a music video, “Bad Bad Man.” He seems to be the man of the title, even though this morning I took a crap that was bigger than he is.
I know it’s not nice to make fun of a little kid, especially when he had absolutely zero chance in this world; I mean, he’s basically stuck in a real-life version of I Am Sam, except that for some reason, no one is trying to take him away from his mongoloid father. Still, for that same reason, I predict that this kid will grow to be an increasingly large waste of resources, and therefore I have the right to give him shit preemptively.
By the way, remember in the “Miracles” video when the ICP dudes were, like, all freaked out ’cause each of them has a kid that looks like them, and that’s somehow a miracle and not just the way genetics work? Well, I actually think this kid looks more like the other guy, Shaggy 2 Dope. Is it possible Violent JJ should really be named “Shaggy 3 Dope?” Do you realize how funny it would be if it turned out his was dipping his clown popcicle in his partner’s Juggalette’s cotton candy*?Now that would be a fucking miracle.
*By the way, these are real terms Juggalos use for “penis” and “vagina.” I looked it up. In case you needed any further proof that these people are emotionally stunted, they need to use confection names because they can’t say “penis” or “vagina” without laughing.