THE VINCE NEIL ALL-CLASS TRAIN KEEPS ROLLIN’ ON: MOTLEY CRUE FRONTMAN ASSAULTS WOMAN FOR NOT RECOGNIZING HIM

Whether he’s being too winded to sing the lyrics to his songs, getting liposuction on VH1, killing and maiming people as part of a drunk driving accident in which he was the drunk driver, demonstrating that he leaned nothing from that incident by getting arrested for DUI more than two decades later, or showing no remorse for that DUI by joking about how much he loves drinking a few days after the arrest, there’s no denying this simple fact: Vince Neil is a classy dude. Classier than you, classier than me, classier than anyone most people will ever know. I half-expect him to start wearing a monocle and smoking with a cigarette holder, he’s so classy.

TMZ reports on Neil’s latest attempt to win the “Classiest Dude Ever” award:

“TMZ has learned an ‘adult woman’ has filed a misdemeanor battery complaint with the Las Vegas Metro Police … in which she claims Neil ‘pushed her in an elevator’ at the Las Vegas Hilton around 9:50 PM on Sunday night.”

But, lest ye suspect that Neil didn’t have a perfectly valid reason to physically attack a lady, WENN sheds more light on the story:

“…she recognized Neil, who was with two younger women, from TV but couldn’t remember his name.

“She struck up polite conversation asking the rocker to reveal his identity and he reportedly lunged at her.”

So, as you can plainly see, Neil was perfectly justified in shoving a complete stranger. How dare she not recognize the singer from Motley Crue, the greatest thing to happen to music since sound? I mean, it’s not as though Vince hasn’t stayed in shape. He looks exactly the way he did in 1987!

I sure hope that they toss this bitch in jail and throw away the key. You can’t just slander a good man’s name like this! VINCE NEIL’S REPUTATION WILL BE NOT BE TARNISHED!!!

Now someone get this man some tequila. He’s earned it.

-AR