Worst Week Ever

IN WHICH WE WERE BONDED

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Yes, we know we didn’t get to make our big announcement this week. Don’t worry — we’re just ironing out a few final details. It’s still happening. And we’re confident we’ll get to tell you next week.

In the meantime, here’s how we occupied ourselves these past five days:

Okay! Next week! BIG ANNOUNCEMENT! Fo’ realz!
-AR

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