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“SHUT THE F*CK… UUUUUUUP”

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The bad news is that the first music video by Australian deathcore youngins Endworld — dubbed by Sergeant D as “the shitty version of Defiler,” a statement so loaded I can’t even begin to process it — has been “Removed by the User” since we wrote about it in September. But fear not, because the good news is that Endworld believe in revisionist history, that by pulling their embarrassingly bad old video and replacing it with a new one they’ll be able to cement their legacy as deathcore’s next big thing. Lucky for us all, Endworld’s new video is just as lulzy as the first!

We knew things were gonna be good when we got the following carefully worded one line email from Endworld member “Mark XXX” (he’s so dirty! girls love him!):

CHUCK OUR NEW VIDEO UP ON YA PAGE U BIG METAL MOSH LORD XOXOOX \M/

All of Endworld’s genre-pioneering Amateurcore trademarks are still here. Note:

  • the camera is constantly out of focus
  • drummer who looks like he’s on Nyquil (sick gauges, brah, you definitely won’t ever regret those)
  • lol @ the singer wearing blue clothes and jean cutoffs to be “different” from the rest of the band
  • nice Trivium shirt @ 0:50
  • PARTY IN DAD’S GARAGE!!!
  • banana hammock dick-swing @ 1:38
  • dudes constantly spitting liquid from their mouths in time with dramatic moments in the music because it looks cool and they saw Randy Blythe do it on YouTube
  • not only is that a white boy break-dancing around 1:47, but that is an AUSTRALIAN white boy, about as far from the black American urban ghettos as you could possibly get!
  • why did someone drop an egg @ 2:03?
  • why is everyone suddenly puking?
  • why is dude in the middle @ 2:12 smiling? didn’t anyone tell him THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE SRS MTL???
  • lol @ all the powder/liquid on the drummers cymbals @ 2:12. how many takes do we think it took to get the desired STUFF FLYING EVERYWHERE effect?
  • smashing guitars is SO cool and revolutionary!

At least Endworld seem to have been practicing their synchronized jumps. Wait, no, not really.

In conclusion, this band is going to be huge.

-VN

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