CRADLE OF FILTH HAVE INVENTED A NEW SUBGENRE OF METAL
Yo so I usually really like Cradle of Filth cuz Dani Filth is so wise he’s like a Yoda with lipstick (Jesus really IS a cunt!), but I just found out that their new album is manticore, and I cannot back these dudes giving up black metal in favor of some trendy shit.
I don’t even know what fucking manticore is. Is there a genre called manti? Is it a reference to manties? Is that like Vampires Everywhere and Motionless in White and shit? I think that must be it. They must call those bands manticore because they’re real Labonte and shit. That’s actually pretty funny.
But I still can’t back these dudes changing genres. Sorry. No way no how. I think if Dani abandons that real underground shit that made him famous in the first place, he’s gonna find that his fans get real fuckin’ cranky real fuckin’ fast.
Cradle of Filth’s The Manticore and Other Horrors comes out October 30 on Nuclear Blast.