DAVE MUSTAINE DOESN’T KNOW HOW TO STAND
You might read that headline and think, “Okay, Axl is being hyperbolic for the sake of humor.” But no, I am being completely sincere. In the below video, taken at a concert in Argentina this past Thursday, Dave Mustaine quite literally appears to have forgotten how to stand:
I know there are people who would be upset if I even so much as implied that this was the result of Mustaine not being sober, so I won’t make that implication. Besides, Mustaine’s explanation for the fall, “[I] got a little carried with it,” clearly proves that he was sober. It’s not like you leave a word out of a sentence right after tipping over for no apparent reason just because you’re.