The band formerly known as “Bison B.C.” returns with a nine-and-a-half minute kick-ass opus.

Must-listen.

Brockie examines the past weekend’s NFL action.

Somehow still doesn’t seem long enough.

The U.S., Canada and Mexico too!

Sweet!

Not-so-happy holidays.

Mercifully, the album is not real.

U BOUNCE?

Metal Masters 5 will feature Philip Anselmo (Pantera/Down), Kerry King (Slayer), Gary Holt (Slayer/Exodus), Charlie Benante (Anthrax), Frank Bello (Anthrax), David Ellefson (Megadeth), Chris Broderick (Megadeth), Billy Sheehan (Winery Dogs), Mike Portnoy (Winery Dogs) and Rex Brown (Pantera/Kill Devil Hill).

What are Magrudergrind’s Avi Kulawy and Mulitation Rites’ Justin Ennis working on?

Former vocalist for The Chariot and Norma Jean unveils new project.

NINETY-TWO HOURS OF MUSIC HOLY SHIT

Includes guest performances from a plethora of interesting characters.

No word on a new album yet.

Exactly what the headline says.

Monday morning cartoons.

If you can read this, you are probably too smart to apply.

This concludes our regularly scheduled programming for 2013.