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Why Did Gene Simmons Lick Phil Collen?

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So KISS recently brought Def Leppard guitarist Phil “Not Phil Collins” Collen out on stage to play “Deuce” with them, in full KISS garb, no less. Which I get. What I don’t get: why Gene Simmons face-rapes Collen during his introduction. Also, why Collen then doesn’t take a moment to wipe Simmons’ diseased spit from his face. It’s not the homosexual nature of the act which creeps me out, because I honestly could not care less about that; it’s the fact that it’s Gene Simmons. I wouldn’t shake that asshole’s hand, let alone let him lick me. Shivers.

[via Bring Back Glam!]

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