What the...?? 0 Gene Simmons Puts Ice Cubes in His Breakfast Cereal January 2nd, 2020 at 12:39pm Vince Neilstein The Kiss frontman/bassist has a very bizarre breakfast habit.
Tour de Force 0 Kiss Have Announced Their Final Show EVER, Maybe November 4th, 2019 at 9:58am Vince Neilstein The band’s allegedly “final” show will take play in New York City in July, 2021… but will it really be their last?
Grizzly Games 0 Can You Guess the Metal Musician from a Single Object? October 28th, 2019 at 1:43pm MetalSucks How well do you know your heavy metal props and associated items?
Symphonies of Sickness 0 Kidney Stones Undergo Surgery to Remove Gene Simmons October 3rd, 2019 at 9:05am Axl Rosenberg Kissney stones.
Viral Vomit 0 New Pokémon Looks Just Like KISS’s Gene Simmons August 8th, 2019 at 10:28am Skaylatonwitch It looks like Simmons was crossbred with a badger and a pangolin.
Metal in the Media 0 This is What Gene Simmons Looks Like Bald July 24th, 2019 at 2:20pm Vince Neilstein Rumors have long held that the Kiss vocalist/bassist wears a wig.
White Collar Criminals 0 The Highest Grossing Tours of 2019 So Far Include Metallica, Kiss, Trans-Siberian Orchestra, and More July 3rd, 2019 at 9:39am Axl Rosenberg “Others” includes Def Leppard and Disturbed.
Pummeling Politics 0 Gene Simmons Gave a Press Briefing at the Pentagon May 17th, 2019 at 10:57am Vince Neilstein Good enough for Kiss, not good enough for any actual Pentagon personnel.
Worst Week Ever 0 Layne Staley’s Doppelgänger, Ace Frehley vs. Gene Simmons, and More Stories You May Have Missed This Week February 1st, 2019 at 4:27pm Axl Rosenberg Also includes Metallica, AC/DC, Tool, Slipknot, and more.
F-F-F-Feudin' 0 Ace Frehley’s Longtime Girlfriend Says Kiss Tried to Have the Guitarist Killed in the 70s January 31st, 2019 at 1:36pm Axl Rosenberg Ace was allegedly sent to a “private party” from which he was never meant to return.
F-F-F-Feudin' 0 Kiss: Ace Frehley Calls Gene Simmons “an Asshole and a Sex Addict” January 30th, 2019 at 9:55am Axl Rosenberg Space Ace fires back after Simmons slams the guitarist in an interview.
Metal Legacies 0 Metal Celebrities React to the Death of Stan Lee November 12th, 2018 at 4:49pm MetalSucks Members of Metallica, Slipknot, Anthrax, and more pay tribute to the late creator of Spider-Man, the X-Men, and Black Panther.
Tour de Force 0 Kiss Announce Farewell Tour September 20th, 2018 at 9:48am Axl Rosenberg Gene Simmons will now have more time to be a total douche.
Breaking the Law 0 Gene Simmons Settles Sexual Assault Lawsuit July 10th, 2018 at 10:18am Axl Rosenberg He remains banned from Fox News.
Metal Merch 0 Kiss Make Toilet Seats Now June 8th, 2018 at 11:13am Axl Rosenberg Sadly, none of them are shaped like Gene Simmons’ mouth.
Punishing Pictorials 0 Historical Figures and the Metal Musicians Who Could Play Them February 21st, 2018 at 10:01am MetalSucks Includes members of Black Sabbath, Machine Head, KISS, Clutch, The Dillinger Escape Plan, and more.
Rampant Rumors 0 Rumor: KISS Plotting Farewell Tour February 19th, 2018 at 12:42pm Axl Rosenberg Do they no longer want to rock n’ roll all night and party every day?
Punishing Pictorials 0 Metal Goes to the Movies: Awards Season 2018 January 9th, 2018 at 2:23pm MetalSucks Includes Black Sabbath, Mastodon, Municipal Waste, Nevermore, and others.
Breaking the Law 0 Gene Simmons from Kiss Is Being Sued for Sexual Assault December 18th, 2017 at 9:42am Axl Rosenberg Shocking, I know.
Editorials 0 Gene Simmons Denies Sexual Harassment Charges, Downplays Fox News Ban December 13th, 2017 at 1:29pm Axl Rosenberg Yeah okay.
