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Schadenfreude-iest Video Ever of the Day: Horrible Local Band Employs Dancing Stage Girls

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dead educators dancing ladiesHey, I get it. The music business is rough. You need a hook to get the attention of label reps, managers, and schmucky bloggers. You could master your instrument and learn to write great songs, but why bother? Once you’re signed, your label can just hire some fancy-schmancy producer to make you sound like the best band ever. So what you really need is a gimmick. What’s a good gimmick? Masks? I mean, they’re okay, but they’ve been done to death by now. Ditto choreographed stage moves.

But what about dancing girls? You NEVER see local bands with dancing girls — it’s only big arena acts that don’t know it’s 2014, like Mötley Crüe, that employ such tactics. So there’s your hook for you! Get your girlfriends to dress in skimpy outfits and let them figure out the choreography! IT’S A CAN’T MISS PLAN!!!

Ladies and gents, I give you Dead Educators from Colombia:

Well, I’m sold. How soon can we get these guys signed???

Thanks: Guarriors

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