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Attila’s Chris Fronzak Launches “Hate Free” Instagram Competitor


SpurSo remember a little while back when Attila front douche Fozzy Bear was all, “Hey, if you want to be a millionaire like me, it’s not enough to be in a horrible-yet-successful band”? His exact quote, for those of you who don’t memorize his every word for some dumb reason, was:

“I don’t want to give away all of my secrets, but the average millionaire has 7 sources of income. If you rely on just ONE source to make money, you’re limiting yourself. You also need to figure out a way to make money while you sleep. Being in a band is tough, it’s not like the 90’s where I would be getting multi-million dollar royalty checks. I don’t make SHIT off CD sales, no one does. But I’m not the type of person to bitch and complain, in fact, I NEVER complain. I just stay positive and adapt.”

One example of a potential source of additional income: the next Muppets movie the new social media app he’s just helped launch. It’s called Spur, and according to Metal Insider, “it crashed servers when it went live, garnering 5,000 users within 12 hours.”

So what is Spur? It’s basically Instagram, but with two big differences: you don’t have to follow someone to see their photos, and while you can vote a picture up or down, you can’t leave a comment. In other words, now you can fap to the bikini photos of that hot babe you always had a crush on in high school without her knowing, but you can’t leave a comment under a photo by an untalented “musician” being like, “Hey, your band blows moose.”

Will Spur catch on in a much bigger way, as Instagram and Snapchat have? I’m the wrong dude to ask. I’m always the last to know about social media. I hate people, so I have no idea why I’d wanna look at their stupid pictures all day.

But if you think Spur has a bright future and you’ve got money to burn, the company is apparently still seeking investors. Also, if you invest, you won’t have to leave any mean comments under pics of Fozzy Bear — you can tell him how bad his music sucks right to his face!

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