Bret Michaels Is A Working-Class Hero, Your New Dad


This Sunday is Mother’s Day (you’re welcome). This means a lot of things for moms around the world–breakfast in bed, homemade cards, and, for one lucky mom, a chance to be motorboated by the ex-singer of Poison.

According to the blog Bring Back Glam!, will give your mom a chance to win a spa vacation at an Arizona resort…and have dinner at Bret Michaels’ house. Check out this inspirational ad below.

If you’re still unsure as to whether or not your mother should spend an evening being wooed by a man who once wrote a massive hit single about tapping ass behind the bushes (where he was screaming for more), watch Bret’s new video, “Girls On Bars,” at the bottom of this post. Here, we see Michaels helping the hard-working everyhos of America, from busty secretaries to busty mechanics. This, readers, is one classy dude.

So remember: you’ve done the flowers, the candy, the cooking classes. Maybe it’s time you let a balding Sunset Strip rock singer dump dick on the woman who nursed you through the chicken pox.


Show Comments
Metal Sucks Greatest Hits