Hammer Fight Acquire Target, Fight with Hammers
Are you in need of a new asshole? Maybe yours is worn out from years and years of being a drug smuggler, or maybe you’ve just eaten too much Taco Bell, or maybe you’re just looking to add a second to expedite your time on the toilet. Whatever the reason for your desire to have a second poop hole, Hammer Fight are here to help: their new song, “Target Acquired,” will definitely tear your taint in twain. Voilà! New brown eye acquired.
So run to the store, buy some extra toilet paper, and stream “Target Acquired” below, courtesy of Metal Injection. The song will appear on Hammer Fight’s new album, Profound and Profane, which comes out March 25 on Napalm. Pre-order it here.