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MOST BRUTAL BREAKDOWN EVERRRRRRRRRRRRRR

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Rob Scallon — recently deemed the 23rd Most Important Person in Metal by your esteemed MetalSucks editors — just published a new video in which he teams up with fellow YouTuber Dave from boyinaband to attempt to write the most brutal breakdown… OF ALL TIMES!

The resulting video dissects the individual qualities that make up a breakdown and takes those ideas to their logical conclusion. It certainly made me laugh, even if you can see where it’s going from the beginning, and it probably won’t do anything to quell the loud chorus of complaints concerning Rob’s inclusion on our list. Such as the following extremely well-articulated jabs:

You go, Rob! Fuck the haters.

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