Watch Some of Chris Holmes’ Ridiculous New Reality Show, Holmes Sweet Holmes


You don’t need me to tell you that Chris Holmes’ reality show, Holmes Sweet Holmes, is ridiculous. You know it’s ridiculous because it’s called Holmes Sweet Holmes. And stars Chris Holmes.

But in case you’re somehow under the impression that this show might be some kind of legitimate enterprise, you should probably read this press release, which appears to have been written by a non-English-speaking toddler with the help of Google translate:

“Chris Holmes, former guitarist of WASP and currently in Europe with his new band Mean Man, invite the public to follow him, his wife Catherine Holmes and those around them all around Europe during their life. The idea is not a simple reality show, as they are very private persons and that is not enough reason to accept to share this privacy with others. But from an angle of really sharing hope, Chris and Catherine welcome the public into their lives. Their work started 4 years ago after a silence of Chris Holmes for 15 years.

“They started together 4 years ago rebuilding a dream, which is not really easy with no money and no support. But they show how to believe in their dream with whatever the problems are on the road and most importantly : “no matter what, never ever give up ! Only faith in what they do and the support of the fans and a few friends make every day a new day closer to their dream.

“Following them on the road is truthful and real. Chris is having the reputation of a rockstar who is very down-to-earth with a funny character. This leads often to great moments showing the complicity between the couple, the chemistry between the rockstar and his musicians and his fans and every person they meet on their path …

“The only goal of this reality show is to bring hope to all and the power of love without any mask, whatever the meaning some will give to this word. And at the end of the day, hear from those who follow Holmes Sweet Holmes :


“Knowing that they can make a difference is priceless. Some parts of the episodes shared in the media and the positive interest of his fans show exactly the special chemistry that Chris Holmes created between himself and his fans.

“Holmes Sweet Holmes is just what we call Life, Love and Laughs. Holmes Sweet Holmes is not only following their lives but is also inviting the public to participate with their lives as a part of the reality show.”

If you somehow made it through all that without having an aneurysm, check out some samples of “what we call Life, Love, and Laughs” below. I can guarantee you will actually call it at least one of those things. (Spoiler: it’s not Life or Love.) Holmes Sweet Holmes will be airing the first of Nevereverember on No Actual Channel. Don’t bother checking your local listings.

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