Watch The Callous Daoboys’ Carson Pace Guzzle an Irresponsible Amount of Starbucks


Man, it’s so hard these days to make it in the music biz. Tour costs are high, merch cuts are a thing, and you’re constantly competing with millions of new songs and artists coming out every day. How the fuck is a rising band supposed to cut through all the noise and bullshit?

If you’re The Callous Daoboys, it turns out the answer is simple: write killer music like their latest single off their upcoming EP God Smiles Upon The Callous Daoboys titled “Waco Jesus” and then have your vocalist do some wild shit to promote it. And that’s exactly what they did in a recent tweet on the band’s official Twitter (refuse to call it X) page.

What ensues on the post below can only be described as an act of sheer madness. While a segment of the new song plays in the background, Pace is seen straight up taking multiple Pink Drinks from Starbucks straight to the dome.

I don’t know about you, but those drinks look like instant diabetes. They look like they’d be way too sweet, but he’s soldiered on. Eventually, it becomes too much and well, he runs off probably to puke and/or shit is brains out.

Given the fact he risked bodily harm, it only makes sense that you’d check the song out yourself. Realistically, “Waco Jesus” stands on its own two legs, but the stunt really added a new layer for me.

God Smiles Upon The Callous Daoboys will be released on October 20 via MNRK Heavy / Modern Static Records, but you can preorder your copy today in a variety of formats, including 12″ 45RPM vinyl, though that’s limited to 1000 copies across three variants.

The Callous Daoboys are also getting ready to hit the road later this year an into next year. You can find the full list of dates below.

Tour Dates:

9/24/23: Furnace Fest – Birmingham, AL

w/ Protest The Hero + Moon Tooth

10/12/23: Loving Touch – Detroit, MI
10/13/23: Pieres – Fort Wayne, IN
10/14/23: Bottom Lounge – Chicago, IL
10/15/23: Turf Club – Minneapolis, MN
10/17/23: Park Theatre – Winnipeg, MB
10/19/23: Starlite – Edmonton, AB
10/20/23: Palace Theatre – Calgary, AB
10/22/23: The Rickshaw – Vancouver, BC
10/23/23: El Corazon – Seattle, WA
10/25/23: Goldfield – Sacramento, CA
10/26/23: 1720 – Los Angeles, CA
10/27/23: Music Box – San Diego, CA
10/28/23: Crescent Ballroom – Phoenix, AZ
10/31/23: Bluebird Theater – Denver, CO
11/2/23: Southside Music Hall – Dallas, TX
11/3/23: Come And Take It Live – Austin, TX
11/4/23: Paper Tiger – San Antonio, TX
11/5/23: Rise Rooftop – Houston, TX
11/7/23: The Abbey – Orlando, FL
11/8/23: The Orpheum – Tampa, FL
11/9/23: Masquerade (Hell) – Atlanta, GA
11/10/23: Riffhouse – Chesapeake, VA*
11/11/23: Ottobar – Baltimore, MD
11/12/23: Underground Arts – Philadelphia, PA
11/14/23: Gramercy Theatre – New York, NY
11/15/23: Middle East Downstairs – Boston, MA
11/16/23: Bar Le Ritz – Montreal, QC*
11/17/23: History – Toronto, ON
11/18/23: Montage Music Hall – Rochester, NY*
11/19/23: Preserving Underground – New Kensington, PA*

w/ TesseracT + Unprocessed

18-Jan-2024 LU – Esch-sur-Alzette/Rockhal
19-Jan-2024 FR – Villeurbanne/CCO La Rayonne
20-Jan-2024 ES – Barcelona/Sala Apolo
21-Jan-2024 ES – Madrid/La Paqui
23-Jan-2024 FR – Paris/Bataclan
25-Jan-2024 FR – Strasbourg/Laiterie
26-Jan-2024 BE – Antwerpen/Trix
27-Jan-2024 DE – Stuttgart/Im Wizemann
28-Jan-2024 IT – Milan/Alcatraz
30-Jan-2024 CH – Zurich/Komplex 457
01-Feb-2024 CZ – Prague/Palac Akropolis
02-Feb-2024 DE – Munich/Backstage
03-Feb-2024 AT – Vienna/SIMM City
04-Feb-2024 HU – Budapest/Barba Negra Red Stage
06-Feb-2024 DE – Berlin/Columbia Theater
07-Feb-2024 PL – Warsaw/Progresja
09-Feb-2024 FI – Tampere/Tavara-asema
10-Feb-2024 FI – Helsinki/Tavastia
12-Feb-2024 SE – Stockholm/Klubben Fryshuset
13-Feb-2024 NO – Oslo/Vulkan Arena
15-Feb-2024 DK – Copenhagen/Amager Bio
16-Feb-2024 DE – Hamburg/Gruenspan
17-Feb-2024 DE – Cologne/Carlswerk Victoria
18-Feb-2024 NL – Utrecht/Tivoli Vredenburg Ronda
20-Feb-2024 UK – Nottingham/Rock City
21-Feb-2024 UK – Wolverhampton/KK’s Steel Mill
22-Feb-2024 UK – Bristol/O2 Academy
23-Feb-2024 UK – London/O2 Forum Kentish Town
24-Feb-2024 UK – Manchester/O2 Ritz
25-Feb-2024 UK – Glasgow/SWG 2 Studio Warehouse
27-Feb-2024 IR – Dublin/Academy

  • = The Callous Daoboys headline show
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