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tumbler of the beast
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Tumbler of the Beast: Jeppson’s Malört
February 5th, 2016 at 4:00pm Emperor Rhombus

The ugliest broad at the Chicago Policeman’s Ball.


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Tumbler of the Beast: Midnight Moon Moonshine
January 12th, 2016 at 3:30pm Emperor Rhombus

Maybe not the genuine article, but still mighty tasty.


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Tumbler of the Beast: Brennivín
September 23rd, 2015 at 2:30pm Emperor Rhombus

Beware the Black Death of Iceland.


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Tumbler of the Beast: Dansk Mjod Viking Blod
September 4th, 2015 at 4:00pm Emperor Rhombus

Drinking horn and saucy wenches not included.


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Tumbler Of The Beast: Hong Xing Baijiu
July 9th, 2015 at 4:00pm Emperor Rhombus

The grodiest incarnation of China’s chosen liquor will put hair on your chest, eat holes in your guts.


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Tumbler Of The Beast: Coldcock American Herbal Whiskey
June 29th, 2015 at 5:00pm Emperor Rhombus

The new liquor shilled by Kerry King has a dark secret: its appropriate mixer…


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Tumbler Of The Beast: Linie Aquavit
June 11th, 2015 at 3:30pm Emperor Rhombus

A delicious Norwegian that liquor has seen more of the world than most Vikings.


Metal Merch 0
Behemoth Are Already Making Another Beer
November 6th, 2015 at 11:30am Emperor Rhombus

I do love an amber ale.


Metal Merch 0
What the Fuck, Lemmy? Motörhead Releasing Signature Whiskey
September 24th, 2015 at 12:00pm Emperor Rhombus

Didn’t this dude just switch to vodka?


Barbarous Book Club 0
Dear Oprah, Please Add Hellraisers To Oprah’s Book Club
September 15th, 2017 at 10:05am Emperor Rhombus

A plea to the world’s most powerful tastemaker about the world’s most important book.


Poll 0
Informal Reader Poll: Would You Go To A Metal Gay Bar?
February 17th, 2017 at 12:47pm Emperor Rhombus

Asking for a friend.


Events 0
There’s Going to be a Metal Beer Festival in Pittsburgh
September 13th, 2016 at 9:57am Emperor Rhombus

It’s just like the dream!


Viral Vomit 0
This Icelandic Soccer Commentary Doubles Perfectly as Black Metal Vocals
June 28th, 2016 at 12:00pm Emperor Rhombus

Gol-side journey.


Events 0
This Weekend in Denver: Come Celebrate Trve Brewing’s Fourth Anniversary!
June 22nd, 2016 at 5:00pm Emperor Rhombus

Get stiff on brew with Danava, Floor, Matriarch, Blood Incantation, and more!


Metal Merch 0
Would You Care to Swill Some of Ghost’s New Wine?
April 5th, 2016 at 1:00pm Emperor Rhombus

It’s like Mercyful Fate wine, only not as good.


This Sucks 0
Phil Anselmo Posts Second Apology, Suggests Bandmates “Move On Without Him”
February 4th, 2016 at 10:00am Emperor Rhombus

Well, the dude is trying.


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