Scraping Genius Off The Wheel 80 ME AND MARIAH GO BACK LIKE BABIES AND PACIFIERS February 5th, 2009 at 1:00pm Gary Suarez Knife The Glitter isn’t afraid to reference the cinematic nadir […]
Br00tal-lists 560 METAL HAMMER’S LIST OF THE BEST DEATH METAL SONGS EVER IS SUSPECT February 5th, 2009 at 12:01pm Axl Rosenberg I haven’t read an issue of Metal Hammer since 2006, […]
Music Dorkery 330 MORBID ANGEL’S TREY AZAGTHOTH STIRS SH*T UP February 5th, 2009 at 11:06am Axl Rosenberg As you may have read on Blabbermouth by now, Trey […]
...And F*ck You Too 240 TOP FIVE THINGS I CAN’T COMPREHEND TODAY February 4th, 2009 at 10:55am Axl Rosenberg The box office success of Paul Blart: Mall Cop. Doesn’t […]
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New Stuff 90 FREE MP3S!!! February 3rd, 2009 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg What’s better than music? FREE MUSIC! Here’s some shit people […]
Reviews 90 DIMENSION ZERO: SAME TASTE, LESS FILLING February 3rd, 2009 at 2:00pm Sammy O'Hagar Let’s say you need a new car, and you have […]
Scraping Genius Off The Wheel 20 OMG WTF TG February 3rd, 2009 at 10:18am Gary Suarez Since I am so well connected, I’ve been sitting on […]
New Stuff 70 DÅÅTH AREN’T “WORTHLESS” (BUT YOU ARE) February 2nd, 2009 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg In case the new song “Sharpen the Blades” and that […]
What the...?? 400 BECOMING THE ARCHETYPE HAVE A PRAYER TEAM? February 2nd, 2009 at 3:45pm Axl Rosenberg Becoming the Archetype’s latest album, Dichotomy, is pretty rockin’. It’s […]
Cinemetal 250 I HAVE NO CLEVER HEADLINE FOR THE TOMBS “GOSSAMER” VIDEO February 2nd, 2009 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg Also, I don’t really understand the appeal of Tombs. I […]
Hair Metal Happy Hour 90 MR. BIG STILL WANTS TO BE WITH YOU February 2nd, 2009 at 12:10pm Axl Rosenberg I think I’m pretty knowledgeable when it comes to hair […]
Cinemetal 690 I WISH THE MEMBERS OF CAMP KILL YOURSELF WOULD KILL THEMSELVES February 2nd, 2009 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg MetalSucks Maniac Tim Young e-mailed us over the weekend to […]
Worst Week Ever 60 IN WHICH WE OVERDOSED ON POT BROWNIES January 30th, 2009 at 5:29pm Axl Rosenberg Vince and I booked our flight to Atlanta for Scion […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 240 HATEBAZ January 30th, 2009 at 2:19pm Axl Rosenberg Those rumors that have been floating around are apparently true: […]
What the...?? 70 THE ECONOMY IS IN RUINS! ONLY DUFF MCKAGAN CAN SAVE US NOW… January 30th, 2009 at 1:06pm Axl Rosenberg In case ya didn’t know: in the years following his […]
Reviews 110 MASSACHUSETTS: STILL WICKED BRUTAL January 30th, 2009 at 12:00pm Sammy O'Hagar Despite our roots in melodic metalcore (we would like to […]
Tour de Force 140 HEY! DIDJA KNOW OPETH AND ENSLAVED ARE TOURING TOGETHER? DIDJA? DIDJA? HUH? DIDJA? January 30th, 2009 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg So many of you have e-mailed us this week to […]
Cinemetal 160 MOVE OVER RYAN SEACREST, HERE COMES RYAN SEEBREAST January 29th, 2009 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Hundreds of thousands of eager would-be metal gods* turned out […]
What the...?? 190 HOW SLAYER ALMOST ENDED UP NOT BEING IN GUITAR HERO: METALLICA January 29th, 2009 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg When the track list for the upcoming Guitar Hero: Metallica […]
