Viral Vomit 0 Finally, the Thirty-Minute Version of Slayer’s “Angel of Death” You’ve Been Waiting For October 19th, 2016 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg And you thought the original pissed off your neighbors…
Tour de Force 0 Looks Like Kreator Will Headline Next Year’s Decibel Magazine Tour October 19th, 2016 at 9:25am Axl Rosenberg Herein, we present the font-ensic evidence.
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 New Lamb of God EP Coming in December October 19th, 2016 at 9:11am Axl Rosenberg It’s called The Duke.
Completely Unreadable Band Logo of the Week 0 Completely Unreadable Band Logo of the Week: Win a Grab Bag of Metal Goodies! October 18th, 2016 at 3:38pm Axl Rosenberg Seriously, those are supposed to be letters from the English language.
New Stuff 0 “Anchors”: Listen to a Sweet New Burial in the Sky Track Featuring Decrepit Birth Drummer Samus Paulicelli October 18th, 2016 at 3:10pm Axl Rosenberg RIYL The Contortionist, Fallujah, etc.
Haterade 0 Here’s Attila’s New Video for “Let’s Get Abducted;” You Already Know What to Expect October 18th, 2016 at 2:50pm MetalSucks God, we wish they were abducted.
Viral Vomit 0 Evanescence and Smashmouth Rendered Tolerable by Droll Vocal Cover Mash-Up October 18th, 2016 at 2:39pm Axl Rosenberg So maybe there is a God after all.
Reunion Mania 0 Todd Jones Explains the Whole Nails “Hiatus” Thing October 18th, 2016 at 1:54pm Axl Rosenberg They should call their next album We Were Never on Hiat Us.
Tour de Force 0 August Burns Red Announce Messengers Tenth Anniversary Tour with Protest The Hero, In Hearts Wake, and ’68 October 18th, 2016 at 1:28pm Axl Rosenberg Is this good news? No, really, I’m asking.
Black Collar Workers 0 Spinal Tap Sue for Untapped Profits October 18th, 2016 at 1:13pm Axl Rosenberg Harry Shearer, who played Derek Smalls in the legendary movie, is seeking $125 million from Vivendi.
Metal Mysteries 0 New Conspiracy Theory Posits That Lemmy is Alive October 18th, 2016 at 12:17pm Axl Rosenberg Sure, sure. He’s on an island with Elvis and Tupac, right?
New Stuff 0 Don’t Be Afraid to Listen to Animals as Leaders’ “Arithmophobia” October 18th, 2016 at 11:37am Axl Rosenberg It’s really good, so long as you don’t suffer from instrumentalphobia.
Contests 0 Announcing the Seventh Almost-Annual “Run MetalSucks for a Day” Contest!!! October 18th, 2016 at 11:25am MetalSucks Tell us why our site sucks and make us laugh, and you could have the keys to the kingdom for twenty-four hours.
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Decrepit Birth’s New Album is Complete October 18th, 2016 at 10:20am Axl Rosenberg Presumably it will be released in 2017.
MSTV 0 Watch “The Week in Metal with Whitney Moore” for October 10-17, 2016 October 18th, 2016 at 8:59am MetalSucks The funniest thing Korn’s Jonathan Davis has ever said, the truest thing Korn’s Jonathan Davis has ever said, the new Avenged Sevenfold song, the passing of Lord Mantis/Indian drummer Bill Bumgardner, and more.
This Sucks 0 Trap Them’s Ryan McKenney is the Latest Musician to Perform with Broken Feet October 17th, 2016 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg What a trooper!
MetalSucks Mansion Mayhem 0 AxFacts: The History Behind MetalSucks’ Most Cherished Meme, Part 1 October 17th, 2016 at 2:45pm MetalSucks Chain sets out to shed light on the elaborate history of one of our most cherished memes.
...And F*ck You Too 0 Fathers, Lock Up Your Daughters: Tripp Eisen is Back October 17th, 2016 at 2:39pm Axl Rosenberg I’m just Overkill will be thrilled by Eisen’s endorsement.
Cinemetal 0 Listen to Destrage’s “Stare” October 17th, 2016 at 1:06pm Axl Rosenberg Good video, great song.
Contests 0 Carcass, Deafheaven, Inter Arma: We’re Giving Away Tickets for Every Stop on Their 2016 Fall Tour! October 17th, 2016 at 1:01pm MetalSucks Get in here and sign up so you can win.
