This week’s top stories include Slipknot, Pantera, Nachtmystium, and not Babymetal.

Also known as “heavy metal vinegar strokes.”

Do you love Iron Reagan? Are you excited for their […]

It looks entertaining AND educational!

High fives!!!

“Party smasher” indeed!

Do you agree? Because if you don’t you’re wrong.

“You’re so cute I want to rip off your head, stick it in a jar, and keep it next to my computer.”

Uh… really?

For those of you who only “go!” for Slaughter of the Soul’s infectious and influential riffage, you’ll be surprised to find four guys from that classic’s lineup making very different music just three years earlier.

Pathetic.

See what they did there?

If u wish there was a disease that felt like CANCER meets PARKINSON’S, inject yourself with this

Contender for 2014’s meanest debut features big guests. But who cares!

So put the dates in your calen… door. Well, I gave it a shot.

All That Remains vocalist accidentally (?) implies that metal musicians aren’t musicians.

New YOB album offers diverse psychedelic doom that is more mature and inspired than anything the band has done to date.

DAT GROOVE!

Even by Anaal Nathrakh standards, this shit is especially savage.

Both of which I mean as praise!