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Rob Zombie Explains Why He’s Vegan
February 14th, 2021 at 10:54am MetalSucks

“We’re all brainwashed from the moment we’re born that all the cows are happy and the pigs are happy.”


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You Need to Watch This Hilarious Metal Cooking Show
October 8th, 2020 at 1:51pm MetalSucks

Nat’s What I Reckon is funny, quick, and his recipes look delicious.


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Bill Kelliher Stars in Third Episode of Mastodon’s Cooking Show
September 29th, 2020 at 12:31pm Axl Rosenberg

Yet somehow, Brent Hinds steals the show.


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Mastodon Release Second Episode of Cooking Show
September 21st, 2020 at 4:28pm Axl Rosenberg

MastoBrann teaches you to make a “24-agon corn sandwich” with drumsticks in it.


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Mastodon Launch New Cooking Show
September 16th, 2020 at 9:04am Axl Rosenberg

Learn to make pizza with Chef Troyardee.


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Alter Bridge Announce Co-Headlining Tour with Cooking Utensil
June 24th, 2019 at 10:37am Axl Rosenberg

A novel idea to sell tickets!


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Andrew W.K. Makes Pizza in Japan Now
February 27th, 2018 at 9:37am Axl Rosenberg

Begin the countdown to the Internet claiming he’s part of #pizzagate.


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Someone Please Give Old Man Gloom’s Santos Montano the Money to Open a Metal-Themed Taco Restaurant RIGHT NOW
August 28th, 2017 at 4:28pm Axl Rosenberg

I would settle for a taco truck or stand.


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Video: Marty Friedman Eats a Lot of Bacon
August 22nd, 2017 at 12:26pm MetalSucks

An attempt to get Friedman to see the magic of bacon despite his previously stated ambivalence.


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Learn to Cook Brunch from Trivium’s Matt Heafy
February 22nd, 2017 at 3:39pm Axl Rosenberg

Don’t watch this on an empty stomach.


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Battling M&M
January 14th, 2017 at 8:11am MetalSucks

“Please use this M&M for breeding purposes.”


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Learn How to Make Thanksgiving Dinner to the Dulcet Tones of Lamb of God
November 21st, 2016 at 5:07pm Axl Rosenberg

As the potatoes burn…


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Video: The Dillinger Escape Plan’s Greg Puciato Eats a Fan’s Hamburger Mid-Song
October 31st, 2016 at 9:30am Axl Rosenberg

The Hamburglar Escape Plan


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Black Ice Cream Will Ensure You Stay Cool Even When It’s Hot
May 27th, 2016 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg

I scream, you scream, we all scream because we’re metal fans who hate clean vocals.


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The Anchor Teaches You to Make Spaghetti and Meatballs with an Atreyu Song
March 15th, 2016 at 2:30pm Emperor Rhombus

Great flavors, bad taste.


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Axl Rose Reveals Source of His Weight Problem
January 4th, 2016 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg

Hint: it rhymes with “Baco Tell.”


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Burger King’s Black Whopper Has an Unexpected Side Effect
October 6th, 2015 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg

Black gives way to green.


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The Vegan Black Metal Chef Is Crowdfunding His Way Into Your Kitchen
August 17th, 2015 at 12:30pm Emperor Rhombus

Help make his cookbook a grim reality!


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Slayer’s Kerry King Endorses Waffle Fries from Chick-fil-A
October 6th, 2014 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg

And we have the photographic evidence to prove it!


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How About Some Slayer Pizza to Go with Your Carcass Sandwich?
September 16th, 2014 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg

Most metal pizza pie EVER.


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