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Persekutor’s Vlad the Inhaler Picks His Favorite Sleazy Bands
June 22nd, 2023 at 3:19pm MetalSucks

The picks were provided through a black ski mask and hampered by a thick Romanian accent, but we’re pretty sure we got the gist of Vlad the Inhaler’s love of sleaze.


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Celebrate the Jewish Holiday of Lag B’Omer with Watain
May 7th, 2015 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg

God of Accounting… manifest! (And yes I know that’s Gaahl.) (And yes I know Gaahl isn’t in Watain.)


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New Borknagar Album To Feature Ulver Vocalist
May 1st, 2015 at 10:00am MetalSucks

Get excited, Garmentos!


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Catching Up With Persekutor
August 28th, 2014 at 1:00pm Emperor Rhombus

Still one of the funniest interview subjects we’ve ever encountered!


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Black Metal Brunch: Drex Goes to Guitar Center
January 27th, 2013 at 10:30am MetalSucks

Amazingly enough, it doesn’t go well.


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BLACK METAL BRUNCH: HAPPY BIRTHDAY FROM DREX
September 30th, 2012 at 10:30am MetalSucks

YOU SPUN AROUND THAT FURIOUS SUN AGAIN, AND HERE YOU […]


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DREX GETS A COLD
August 12th, 2012 at 10:30am MetalSucks

GERMS. EVERYWHERE GERMS. GERMS COPULATING IN MY NOSTRILS. GERMS PLEASURING […]


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BLACK METAL MAN: THE WORLD’S FIRST BLACK METAL VIDEO GAME
August 2nd, 2012 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg

Feel like there’s been a dearth of metal-themed video games […]


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BLOODSOURCING BLACK METAL – WANNA HELP MAKE A MOVIE?
June 12th, 2012 at 2:00pm Corey Mitchell

Ever wanted to make a movie? How about a movie […]


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ALBUMS THAT WILL F*CK YOUR FACE OFF IN 2011: HORNED ALMIGHTY, NECRO SPIRITUALS
January 10th, 2011 at 10:00am Corey Mitchell

Horned Almighty Necro Spirituals Label – Candlelight Release date – […]


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A PERFECT FATHER’S DAY ACTIVITY FOR BLACK METAL DADS
June 14th, 2010 at 10:00am MetalSucks

Is was goings to saves this fors the Daddys Days […]


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PRAY IN 1349’S “ATOMIC CHAPEL”
March 16th, 2010 at 2:36pm MetalSucks

If yous nevers seens 1349 in concerts, yous has nots […]


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“MAY THE GODS UNTO WHICH IT IS WRITTEN BE PLEASED!” A NEW WATAIN ALBUM AT LAST!
February 26th, 2010 at 12:45pm MetalSucks

It’s beens exactlys four years and ones week since Watains […]


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