Greatest Hits 0 36 Seconds of Hell on Earth: Video from the Guitar Center Grand Opening in Times Square August 11th, 2014 at 12:30pm Vince Neilstein WARNING: this is really bad.
Greatest Hits 0 Today in Dream Theater Shirts: Metalhead Veterinarian Fired for Bestial*ty July 29th, 2014 at 10:30am Vince Neilstein Vet found guilty of five separate charges relating to the possession of extreme animal pornography and sexual activity with animals.
Editorials 0 Debunking the Myth that Guitar Hero Made Dragonforce July 28th, 2014 at 1:30pm Vince Neilstein A detailed look at sales numbers for Dragonforce in the pre- and post-Guitar Hero eras.
Greatest Hits 0 Watch This 10-Year-Old Girl Shred Through Slayer’s “War Ensemble” July 23rd, 2014 at 11:30am Vince Neilstein With special guest vocals from her little sister!
Editorials 0 Twelve Reasons Babymetal are the Single Best Thing to Happen to Metal in the Past Decade July 18th, 2014 at 1:20pm Vince Neilstein Vince loves Babymetal, and so should you.
Greatest Hits 0 Heavy Metal Drinking Games July 17th, 2014 at 2:30pm MetalSucks Do not read this if your name is Matt Pike.
Editorials 0 So As it Turns Out, Banging Your Head a Bunch Can Be Bad for Your Brain July 7th, 2014 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg Chronic subdural haematoma secondary to headbanging.
Everyone's Replaceable 0 Drummer Mark Castillo Receives Cochlear Implant, Quits Emmure July 2nd, 2014 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg All Shall Perish’s Adam Pierce may or may not be his replacement.
Editorials 0 Report: “The Number of Heavy Metal Bands in a Given Country is Associated with its Wealth and Affluence” May 27th, 2014 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg The working class may have created metal, but it’s the domain of the affluent now.
Editorials 0 Taking Risks May 16th, 2014 at 2:30pm Vince Neilstein Vince argues that none of today’s metal bands are taking any musical risks, resulting in a boring scene of the status quo.
Greatest Hits 0 What is the best subgenre of metal?? *please read* May 2nd, 2014 at 4:30pm Sergeant D Sergeant D. provides a helpful guide to our favorite genre
Editorials 0 Op-Ed: When Did Slayer Start to Suck? May 2nd, 2014 at 2:00pm Vince Neilstein Contemplating whether or not Jeff Hanneman’s passing has anything to do with the band’s demise.
Cinemetal 0 Chad Kroeger and Avril Lavigne Finally Wrote a Song So Awful that the Internet Has Collectively Rejected It April 23rd, 2014 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg “Hello Kitty,” a song they co-wrote, is being yanked from the internet left n’ right.
Greatest Hits 0 A Sh*tstain on the Ass of the Universe, #28: Lie or Liar March 27th, 2014 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg Why are we waiting (to turn this off)?
Greatest Hits 0 Is Facebook Trying to Extort Bands and Brands? March 26th, 2014 at 12:30pm Vince Neilstein Recent changes to the site’s architecture make it harder for bands to reach their audience and for users to see the information they want.
Greatest Hits 0 For $16,000, Ted Nugent Will Stay the F*ck Away From Your Town March 25th, 2014 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg It would be a steal at twice the price.
Editorials 0 Why There Will Never Be Another Metal Band as Big as Metallica March 20th, 2014 at 12:00pm Vince Neilstein Because I said so.
Br00tal-lists 0 The Top Ten YARLERS of All Time December 12th, 2013 at 12:00pm Vince Neilstein Even if you’ve never heard the term “yarl” before you probably know exactly what I mean. These are the ten men who do it best.
Greatest Hits 0 Listen: Every Dillinger Escape Plan Song Played At Once December 11th, 2013 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg Sounds like Portal.
Greatest Hits 0 Why are metal fans hopelessly stuck in the past??? :( December 6th, 2013 at 1:00pm Sergeant D The metal scene is creatively bankrupt and metal fans are narrowminded and unsophisticated, says Sergeant D.
