Hair Metal Happy Hour

Well, look “What The Cat Dragged In.”

Well, we all know Vince isn’t using a vocal track.

“I don’t recall blaming, you know, the grunge music or movement for ruining things.”

“It’s given me some longevity or some credibility, whatever.”

Ya don’t say…

This is not a drill.

He says what’s been known.

It’s all about positive energy, man.

Don’t blame it on Seattle.

Don’t go away mad (just go away).

The former Mötley Crüe guitarist is moving on but has strong words about his former band.

“Dögs Of War.” Right.

Steel Panther brought their message to the masses on ‘America’s Got Talent.’

Those days are over.

The hoopla includes the death of drummer Nicholas “Razzle” Dingley.

It was a figure of speech.

“I think the problem with critics and the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame is that they refuse to acknowledge that heavy metal probably was what kept the live music industry going in the ’80s. It never gets its due.”

No idea when we’ll hear it.

It just gets messier!

File under: things we don’t need to hear.