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Hair Metal Happy Hour


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Who are Bret Michaels’ Top Five Hair Metal Bands of All Time?
November 16th, 2015 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg

Spoiler alert: Poison are one of them.


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Rolling Stone Releases List of “50 Greatest Hair Metal Albums of All Time”
October 15th, 2015 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg

Ain’t lookin’ for nuthin’ but a good debate.


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Scorpions New Track “We Built This House” Sounds Like Scorpions
July 15th, 2015 at 5:00pm Vince Neilstein

And it’s good!


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Friendly Reminder: Alice in Chains Began as a Hair Metal Band
February 25th, 2015 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg

Pantera’s closeted skeletons aren’t the only ones with a ton of hair spray.


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These Death Metal Covers of Ratt and Cinderella Classics are Brutal as Fuqq
August 11th, 2014 at 11:30am Vince Neilstein

How many Ratt-related puns can we sneak into one paragraph?


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Mark Slaughter’s Solo Album is Already the Best Hair Metal Album of Whatever Year it Comes Out
July 24th, 2014 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg

Because it’s being produced by Michael Wagener.


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Friday Flashback: C.C. DeVille Might’ve Been High
May 9th, 2014 at 4:00pm Anso DF

This video might scare you straight.


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Best Young Finnish Hair Metal Band of the Day: Santa Cruz
May 7th, 2014 at 4:00pm Vince Neilstein

Get in here if you like Skid Row.


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“Win” Dinner with Bret Michaels
April 30th, 2014 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg

Dessert is on you.


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All of Sebastian Bach’s Friends are Dead
April 23rd, 2014 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg

Another sweet new song and video featuring some dude named Duff McKagan.


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The Dillinger Escape Plan’s Liam Wilson Loves the New Winger Album
April 18th, 2014 at 11:30am Vince Neilstein

Read his review in here.


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The New Winger Song Rips (Seriously!)
April 11th, 2014 at 1:30pm Vince Neilstein

Sounds nothing like the Winger you’re expecting.


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Former W.A.S.P. Guitarist Chris Holmes Deported
January 3rd, 2014 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg

He’s Europe’s problem now.


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Get Ready for the Re-Re-Merger of L.A. Guns
December 20th, 2013 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg

Yay!


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What Has Been Metalcore’s Greatest Contribution to Cock Rock?
September 23rd, 2013 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg

Trivium, Shadows Fall, Atreyu, Bleeding Through, Avenged Sevenfold, and Eighteen Visions all tried their hand at getting their glam on. But who did it best?


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Gorky Park: Russian Metal Bands Have Been Sucking Since at Least 1987
June 25th, 2013 at 12:30pm Vince Neilstein

Russian’s own version of Warrant.


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Cinderella’s Tom Keifer Crushed The Late Show With David Letterman
June 21st, 2013 at 3:30pm Anso DF

Wait what? Really? On television?


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That Time New Order Satirized Hair Metal
March 19th, 2013 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg

A perfect parody of 1980s glam metal clips, courtesy of the director of Zero Dark Thirty.


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Most Inadvertently Hilarious Thing Ever of the Day: Bret Michaels Re-Records Poison’s “Nothin’ But a Good Time” with Ace Frehely, Michael Anthony, and F*cking LIL JON
February 28th, 2013 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg

WE CAME TO PARTY! WE CAME TO PARTY! WE CAME TO PARTY! AND HAVE A GOOD TIME!


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Brilliant Lyricist Bret Michaels Speaks Out for Puppies and Kitties Who Cannot Speak for Themselves
February 6th, 2013 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg

I probably shouldn’t be giving the Poison singer shit for this, but COME THE FUCK ON.


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