Senior Slayers 0 This Octogenarian Performed Drowning Pool’s “Bodies” on America’s Got Talent June 7th, 2016 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg So many jokes, so little time.
\m/ 0 Just Some Photos of Babymetal and Abbath Together, Nothing to See Here June 6th, 2016 at 5:00pm Vince Neilstein Babymetal get their most tr00 and br00tal endorsement to date.
\m/ 0 Someone Made Custom Metallica License Plates Out of Paper June 3rd, 2016 at 11:20am Vince Neilstein Good old American ingenuity.
\m/ 0 Christian Deathcore Band The Order of Elijah Find Richard Dawkins, Lose Jesus Christ May 31st, 2016 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg So, actually, they’re now “Formerly-Christian deathcore band The Order of Elijah.”
\m/ 0 Red Fang Wrote a Song with Young Music Students May 26th, 2016 at 12:30pm Vince Neilstein Watch the music video they filmed together.
\m/ 0 Amon Amarth are Really Fucking Good at Throwing Axes May 25th, 2016 at 4:00pm Vince Neilstein Watch the band’s two Johans battle one another.
\m/ 0 A Playlist of Music I Wish Had Been Around When I Was A Teenager May 24th, 2016 at 2:30pm Emperor Rhombus The spirit is willing, but the flesh is weak.
\m/ 0 Of Mice & Men Premiere New Album For Fan With Cancer May 20th, 2016 at 11:00am Emperor Rhombus Not everything about this world is a steaming toilet after all.
\m/ 0 Video: Decapitated, Cattle Decapitation and The Locust Congratulate This Couple on Their Wedding Day! May 17th, 2016 at 3:00pm Vince Neilstein A very metal way to kick off a wedding.
\m/ 0 Lamb of God are Feeling the Babymetal Mania May 17th, 2016 at 10:30am Vince Neilstein Yet another high profile band comes out as fans!
\m/ 0 Let’s Listen to the Deluxe Reissue of Scream Bloody Gore, Because Why Not Listen to Scream Bloody Gore? May 16th, 2016 at 4:00pm Emperor Rhombus You ever heard these guys? They sound a lot like Gruesome.
\m/ 0 The Ghost Inside’s Jonathan Vigil Set for More Surgery After Bone Infection Clears May 11th, 2016 at 10:30am Vince Neilstein Things are moving along — albeit slowly — for the […]
\m/ 0 The New Doom Launch Trailer is the Most Metal Thing You’ll See Today May 10th, 2016 at 3:30pm Emperor Rhombus GET SOME.
\m/ 0 Man Gets His Ear Bitten Off at Eagles of Death Metal Show May 10th, 2016 at 10:30am Emperor Rhombus The band may not be metal, but this sure as hell is.
\m/ 0 The Inventor of the Wireless In-Ear Monitor Wants to Help Brian Johnson Return to AC/DC May 6th, 2016 at 11:30am Emperor Rhombus Could the Ambrose Diaphonic Ear Lens bring the frontman back to the stage?
\m/ 0 Behemoth and Taake Also Scattered Fan’s Ashes At a Chicago Show May 5th, 2016 at 11:30am Emperor Rhombus Ashes from the same guy, too! Fucking brutal.
\m/ 0 Dying Fetus Scatter Fan’s Ashes in the Pit at Chicago Show May 4th, 2016 at 1:00pm Emperor Rhombus This might be the most brutal thing of all time.
\m/ 0 A Brief History of Foot Injuries in Metal April 27th, 2016 at 3:30pm Phil Boozeman For all you foot fetish weirdos out there.
\m/ 0 Here’s Our Alien Day Playlist April 26th, 2016 at 4:00pm MetalSucks These songs will break you open like a chestburster.
\m/ 0 Lzzy Hale Speaks About Serving as One of Ghost’s Sisters of Sin April 25th, 2016 at 2:00pm Phil Boozeman More entertaining than about 90% of Halestorm’s songs.
