\m/ 60 THE NEW SIX FEET UNDER GETS STRIPPED, RAPED, STRANGLED, SMASHED IN THE FACE WITH A HAMMER April 4th, 2011 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg The new version of Six Feet Under — which, in […]
\m/ 220 CRYING BABY? SATYRICON WILL SHUT THAT LIL’ BASTARD RIGHT THE F*CK UP! March 31st, 2011 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg So strongly does the sound of a crying baby bother […]
\m/ 80 TAXES GOT YOU STRESSED? LET TAXSLAYER.COM DO THEM FOR YOU, METAL-STYLE March 28th, 2011 at 12:00pm Vince Neilstein We kid, of course… but someone at TaxSlayer.com really oughtta […]
\m/ 80 PERIPHERY FANS NEED TO LOSE SOME WEIGHT March 25th, 2011 at 3:30pm Vince Neilstein Not because they sit at home in their mom’s basement […]
\m/ 230 MATT PIKE LOOKS SEXY IN THIS POOLSIDE INTERVIEW March 25th, 2011 at 3:00pm Vince Neilstein I don’t think anyone would actually equate Matt Pike’s recent […]
Tour de Force 20 WELCOME HOME OUR LOCAL HOMIES: HULL & BATILLUS THIS SATURDAY IN NYC!!!!!!! March 25th, 2011 at 11:00am Kip Wingerschmidt It’s that glorious time of the year when all the […]
\m/ 50 METAL 4 FOSTER CHILDREN March 24th, 2011 at 10:30am Vince Neilstein Allow me to get real cereal for a moment. There […]
\m/ 560 HAPPY ST. PATRICK’S DAY March 17th, 2011 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Oh, hey, it’s St. Patty’s Day! Like so many holidays, […]
\m/ 80 DAVID LEE ROTH: JUST A JUGGALO March 14th, 2011 at 11:00am Vince Neilstein A++++ WDBWA to whoever put this together; we can’t believe […]
\m/ 60 KASIO KRISTMAS TAKES RATT’S “ROUND AND ROUND,” UH, ROUND AND ROUND March 11th, 2011 at 10:30am Vince Neilstein 8-bit remixes of songs aren’t exactly rare these days, as […]
\m/ 60 SHOW US YOUR METALSUCKS: THE WHITE HOUSE EDITION (!) March 9th, 2011 at 1:00pm MetalSucks Best Show Us Your MetalSucks entry yet? That’s Binary Code […]
\m/ 320 THE MOST METAL HORSES IN THE WORLD February 24th, 2011 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg Well, here was a fun e-mail to get from the […]
\m/ 170 ANOTHER FUNNY COMIC STRIP (THAT WE MAY HAVE ALREADY PUBLISHED) February 17th, 2011 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg Okay, so following the posting of yesterday’s humorous cartoon strip, […]
\m/ 170 HEAVY METAL FOR THE WIN February 17th, 2011 at 1:00pm Vince Neilstein Kudos to longtime reader Kuranes for picking up on this […]
\m/ 120 ORPHANED LAND DO THEIR PART FOR PEACE IN THE MIDDLE EAST February 17th, 2011 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg When I interviewed Kobi Farhi, vocalist for the Israeli metal […]
\m/ 570 THIS IS WHY I ALWAYS TELL WOMEN I LISTEN TO METAL ON THE FIRST DATE February 16th, 2011 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg Because if they can’t even consider the possibility of dating […]
Cinemetal 40 SXSW ’11 CINEMETAL: OH SH*T, SERGEANT D HAS HIS OWN TRAILER CALLED PHASE 7 February 15th, 2011 at 1:30pm Corey Mitchell The fine folks over at the SXSW Film Festival just […]
\m/ 480 IT’S VALENTINE’S DAY, LET’S LISTEN TO METAL AND F*CK February 14th, 2011 at 5:00pm MetalSucks Ah, Valentine’s Day. Reviled by most, enjoyed by the smug, […]
\m/ 130 HAPPY ST. VINCENTINE’S DAY!!! February 14th, 2011 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Today really IS the most romantic day of the year […]
\m/ 120 THREE CHEERS BEERS FOR IMMORTAL February 11th, 2011 at 3:00pm Vince Neilstein Three metalheads, amongst them MS scribe Bob Cock, are driving […]
