\m/ 150 WE MISS YOU, DIO May 16th, 2011 at 10:00am MetalSucks And we can’t believe you’ve been gone a year already. […]
\m/ 130 HAPPY FRIDAY THE 13TH! May 13th, 2011 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg A day that is supposed to be totally fucking cursed […]
\m/ 230 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, NERGAL HAS RE-ENTERED THE BUILDING May 9th, 2011 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg So in October, Behemoth will kick off their first tour […]
\m/ 330 PHIL ANSELMO IS TOUGHER THAN ME April 29th, 2011 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg A couple of weeks ago I was flipping through the […]
\m/ 340 BAD HABITS: THE BAND THAT COULD SAVE METAL April 28th, 2011 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg Three cheers for the reader who is known only as […]
Hair Metal Happy Hour 180 DANGEROUS TOYS FOR DUMMIES April 21st, 2011 at 2:00pm Anso DF As recently as Monday, I was aghast by dudes dissing […]
Tour de Force 80 A TREE MAY GROW IN BROOKLYN, BUT TONIGHT THIS BOROUGH BELONGS TO THE OCEAN April 13th, 2011 at 2:00pm Kip Wingerschmidt It’s true, and it’s finally here — after so many […]
\m/ 60 SHOW US YOUR METALSUCKS: THE ULVER EDITION April 5th, 2011 at 1:30pm MetalSucks Our pal Juggalo Bob — the only juggalo who will […]
\m/ 60 THE NEW SIX FEET UNDER GETS STRIPPED, RAPED, STRANGLED, SMASHED IN THE FACE WITH A HAMMER April 4th, 2011 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg The new version of Six Feet Under — which, in […]
\m/ 220 CRYING BABY? SATYRICON WILL SHUT THAT LIL’ BASTARD RIGHT THE F*CK UP! March 31st, 2011 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg So strongly does the sound of a crying baby bother […]
\m/ 80 TAXES GOT YOU STRESSED? LET TAXSLAYER.COM DO THEM FOR YOU, METAL-STYLE March 28th, 2011 at 12:00pm Vince Neilstein We kid, of course… but someone at TaxSlayer.com really oughtta […]
\m/ 80 PERIPHERY FANS NEED TO LOSE SOME WEIGHT March 25th, 2011 at 3:30pm Vince Neilstein Not because they sit at home in their mom’s basement […]
\m/ 230 MATT PIKE LOOKS SEXY IN THIS POOLSIDE INTERVIEW March 25th, 2011 at 3:00pm Vince Neilstein I don’t think anyone would actually equate Matt Pike’s recent […]
Tour de Force 20 WELCOME HOME OUR LOCAL HOMIES: HULL & BATILLUS THIS SATURDAY IN NYC!!!!!!! March 25th, 2011 at 11:00am Kip Wingerschmidt It’s that glorious time of the year when all the […]
\m/ 50 METAL 4 FOSTER CHILDREN March 24th, 2011 at 10:30am Vince Neilstein Allow me to get real cereal for a moment. There […]
\m/ 560 HAPPY ST. PATRICK’S DAY March 17th, 2011 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Oh, hey, it’s St. Patty’s Day! Like so many holidays, […]
\m/ 80 DAVID LEE ROTH: JUST A JUGGALO March 14th, 2011 at 11:00am Vince Neilstein A++++ WDBWA to whoever put this together; we can’t believe […]
\m/ 60 KASIO KRISTMAS TAKES RATT’S “ROUND AND ROUND,” UH, ROUND AND ROUND March 11th, 2011 at 10:30am Vince Neilstein 8-bit remixes of songs aren’t exactly rare these days, as […]
\m/ 60 SHOW US YOUR METALSUCKS: THE WHITE HOUSE EDITION (!) March 9th, 2011 at 1:00pm MetalSucks Best Show Us Your MetalSucks entry yet? That’s Binary Code […]
\m/ 320 THE MOST METAL HORSES IN THE WORLD February 24th, 2011 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg Well, here was a fun e-mail to get from the […]
