\m/ 120 GET YOUR METAL BURGER ON: GRILL ‘EM ALL IN NYC! May 28th, 2010 at 10:00am Vince Neilstein UPDATE: The TV show will be filming at the FLATIRON […]
\m/ 120 THERE ACTUALLY IS A SWING VERSION OF “ENTER SANDMAN!” May 27th, 2010 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Yesterday, we wrote about a .WAV algorithm that can (allegedly) […]
\m/ 310 PIRATE METALLERS SWASHBUCKLE CHALLENGE PIRATE METALLERS ALESTORM TO A CANNON BATTLE May 25th, 2010 at 2:30pm Vince Neilstein When it comes to pirate metal bands I’m firmly in […]
\m/ 40 I WANNA GO ICE-FISHING WITH NOCTURNO CULTO May 21st, 2010 at 1:30pm Vince Neilstein So br00tal. I’ll bet he makes a killer smoked salmon. […]
\m/ 120 GRANDPA LOVES SLAYER May 21st, 2010 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg Endre Pál – or “palendre,” as he’s known on YouTube […]
\m/ 40 EYELOVEEYEHATEGOD May 17th, 2010 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg Eyehategod’s MetalSucks co-sponsored tour with Nachtmystium and Brutal Truth doesn’t […]
\m/ 160 A METAL MASH-UP THAT’S ACTUALLY WORTH A SH*T May 14th, 2010 at 3:30pm Vince Neilstein Like most of the interwebs I’m pretty sick of mash-ups. […]
\m/ 420 AND I SAY THIS AS A HUGE SLAYER FAN May 5th, 2010 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg Slayer fans are not always the brightest people on the […]
\m/ 240 I’D EAT A SLAYER BURRITO May 3rd, 2010 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg I hadn’t eaten at a Taco Bell for a long, […]
\m/ 170 THE MOST METAL THING THIS KITCHEN EVER SAW April 28th, 2010 at 3:30pm Vince Neilstein Soon enough we’re going to debut a metal cooking show […]
\m/ 160 ZILTOID INHERITS THE SKULLET! April 28th, 2010 at 11:00am Vince Neilstein We at MetalSucks shed a collective tear when Devin Townsend […]
\m/ 290 LIVE IN THE NYC AREA? NOT DOING ANYTHING TONIGHT? WANNA HANG OUT WITH NEVERMORE’S JEFF LOOMIS, AXL AND VINCE? April 27th, 2010 at 6:05pm Axl Rosenberg Hey MetalSucks Maniacs, We know this is crazy last-minute, but […]
\m/ 140 CREATURES OF CORPSE PAINT April 22nd, 2010 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg Props to Metal Injection for bringing Bunny Bissoux‘s limited edition […]
\m/ 140 “SUMERIANCORE” NOW OFFICIALLY RECOGNIZED BY URBAN DICTIONARY! April 21st, 2010 at 10:00am MetalSucks The June 2010 issue of Decibel notes that the we’ve […]
\m/ 210 GOLDEN GODS GOOF-OFFS April 19th, 2010 at 10:00am Vince Neilstein Our Faith Bro Mores at Metal Injection weren’t the only […]
\m/ 60 LAIR OF THE MINOTAUR’S “LET’S KILL THESE MOTHERF*CKERS” IS THE BAR FIGHT ANTHEM OF THE SEASON April 14th, 2010 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg It’s a busy season for new metal, but we all […]
\m/ 240 HEADBANGING WHILE MAKING FIRE April 9th, 2010 at 4:00pm MetalSucks The future Mrs. Skullia just sent this to me. The description […]
\m/ 340 DRUMSTERBATION WITH TOOL’S DANNY CAREY AND MASTODON’S BRANN DAILOR April 5th, 2010 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg One of the best parts of the Tool Lateralus tour […]
\m/ 430 OTEP WON’T SHOW HER TITS, WILL SHOW HER BALLS April 2nd, 2010 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg Dude, I wouldn’t fuck with Otep Shamaya. Would you fuck […]
\m/ 210 DINOSAUR METAL April 2nd, 2010 at 12:30pm Vince Neilstein Kids love dinosaurs. As a kid I was mildly interested […]
