Metal in the Media 0 CNN THOUGHT HATEBREED WAS A WHITE POWER BAND August 9th, 2012 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Wade Michael Page, the dipshit who killed six people and injured three […]
Metal in the Media 0 A LOT OF PEOPLE F*CKED RAW TO DEF LEPPARD’S HYSTERIA August 3rd, 2012 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg Def Leppard’s classic 1987 album Hysteria caused a lot of unprotected […]
Metal in the Media 0 IN THIS MOMENT PERFORM ACOUSTIC RENDITION OF “BLAH” FOR HOUSEWIVES OF WYOMING August 1st, 2012 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg In This Moment recently performed an acoustic version of my […]
Metal in the Media 0 GWAR GOODNESS: ODERUS REVIEWS HELLYEAH FOR DECIBEL, BAND ANNOUNCES TOUR WITH DEVILDRIVER, CANCER BATS, AND LEGACY OF DISORDER July 24th, 2012 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Here’s not one but two gems for all of our fellow […]
Metal in the Media 0 DAD MAKES FUN OF HIS SON FOR DRESSING LIKE MARILYN MANSON July 20th, 2012 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg I spend so much time on YouTube looking for ridiculous […]
Metal in the Media 0 REFUSED PERFORM FOR JIMMY FALLON, NOT ME July 19th, 2012 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Update, 10:44 am: Bram from Metal Insider did get into the […]
Metal in the Media 0 STEVEN TYLER QUIT AMERICAN IDOL July 13th, 2012 at 1:20pm Axl Rosenberg At this point in history, I don’t really know how […]
Greatest Hits 0 Comedian Rob Delaney’s Open Letter to High on Fire’s Matt Pike June 28th, 2012 at 10:00am Vince Neilstein (Pike and Delaney enjoying their favorite shirts) You know what […]
Metal in the Media 0 CANADA ACTUALLY DID SOMETHING COOL (SORT OF ALMOST NOT REALLY) June 12th, 2012 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg As we’ve correctly asserted many times here on MetalSucks before, Michael […]
Greatest Hits 0 The Single Greatest Analysis of Nickelback’s Work Ever Written June 11th, 2012 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg A+++++++++++++++
Metal in the Media 0 DEE SNIDER SHILLS FOR CARPET CLEANERS IN NEW TV AD May 22nd, 2012 at 2:00pm Vince Neilstein What you are about to see is a 100% real […]
Metal in the Media 0 SLAYER’S KERRY KING SHILLS FOR JÄGERMEISTER IN NEW TV COMMERCIAL May 3rd, 2012 at 1:30pm Vince Neilstein Have a gander at this lulz/cringe-inducing press copy drummed up […]
Metal in the Media 0 DANCING WITH THE STARS CONTESTANT MEETS MEMBERS OF STEEL PANTHER, WONDERS, “WHO ARE THESE TWO UGLY WOMEN?” April 10th, 2012 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg Michael Starr and Satchel from Steel Panther were apparently on […]
Metal in the Media 0 JIM NORTON IS THE BEST ZAKK WYLDE ROASTER YET April 3rd, 2012 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg We’ve seen The Ultimate Warrior’s horribly unfunny bit from Guitar […]
Metal in the Media 0 MASTODON’S BRENT HINDS WAS ON THE ODDITIES REALITY TV SHOW April 3rd, 2012 at 2:30pm Vince Neilstein I’m a self-professed whore for ultra-niche reality TV, but I’ve […]
Metal in the Media 0 GWAR NEWS: BAND OFFERS ROMANTIC ADVICE, ODERUS COMMENTS ON BOSTON MOSH BAN March 22nd, 2012 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg Remember last week, when GWAR was soliciting relationship questions from […]
Metal in the Media 0 STEEL PANTHER “LIKED ZAKK WYLDE BETTER WHEN HE WAS HAMMERED ALL THE TIME” March 21st, 2012 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg In January Guitar World roasted Zakk Wylde, and up ’til now, […]
Metal in the Media 0 WHO WANTS RELATIONSHIP ADVICE FROM GWAR? March 16th, 2012 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg I mean, you’d entrust your love life to these dudes, […]
Metal in the Media 140 WATCH THIS NOW: T.V. NEWS REPORT ON EX-DECAPITATED VOCALIST COVAN’S CURRENT STATE OF HEALTH February 15th, 2012 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg I don’t have to tell you about Decapitated’s tragic 2007 […]
Metal in the Media 130 IS AXL ROSE ALWAYS LATE BECAUSE HE HAS STAGE FRIGHT? February 13th, 2012 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg “Mommy WOW! I’m a big kid now!” The latest incarnation […]
