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Guitar Signed by Members of Anthrax, Testament, Overkill, Carcass, Dying Fetus, and More Being Auctioned to Help Haiti
March 9th, 2017 at 12:39pm Axl Rosenberg

Here’s a chance to buy some cool memorabilia and help a good cause.


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Paul Gray’s Shit is Up for Sale
March 9th, 2017 at 11:01am Axl Rosenberg

Like, basses and costumes and stuff. Not his actual shit.


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Anthrax Hosting NYC Bar Crawl in Celebration of “Wardance” Beer
March 8th, 2017 at 11:43am Vince Neilstein

Come on out and throw a few back with the band members.


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Not Remotely Just in Time for Halloween: Mr. Bungle Clown Masks
March 8th, 2017 at 10:05am Axl Rosenberg

Show your appreciation for a great band AND creep the fuck outta people.


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Most Metal Bathroom Ever: Amazon Sells Black Toilet Paper Now
March 6th, 2017 at 11:36am Vince Neilstein

Wipe your privates with the most brutal toilet paper imaginable.


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Nine Inch Nails Make Dirt Now
March 2nd, 2017 at 12:01pm Axl Rosenberg

The ultimate in metal merch!


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This Custom Made Lemmy Fire Pit is Off the Chain
March 1st, 2017 at 2:15pm Axl Rosenberg

It shoots fire out of its face!


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Heavy Metal Elizabeth Warren Shirts to Benefit the ACLU Now Available
February 28th, 2017 at 10:48am Axl Rosenberg

“Nevertheless, she persisted” — CUE BREAKDOWN!!!


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For a Mere $1,000, This Sega Dreamcast Signed by Fred Durst Can Be Yours
February 21st, 2017 at 12:22pm Axl Rosenberg

File under “Fuck the Homeless.”


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You Can Own Kirk Hammett’s Old Jaguar for Just $35,100
February 16th, 2017 at 1:11pm Vince Neilstein

Better start bidding now!


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Guns N’ Roses Make Actual Roses Now
February 8th, 2017 at 3:48pm Axl Rosenberg

Hold your “Garden” jokes.


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Heavy Metal Heroes 2017 Valentine’s Day Cards Include Metallica, Mercyful Fate, and Manowar
February 7th, 2017 at 11:57am Axl Rosenberg

Also: bands whose name does not begin with a letter “m.”


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What’s Your Favorite Vintage Metal T-Shirt?
February 2nd, 2017 at 1:10pm MetalSucks

We just hope you didn’t spend too much money on it.


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Behemoth Now Make More Types of Beer Than Anheuser-Busch
January 27th, 2017 at 1:12pm Axl Rosenberg

Get ready for Behemoth brew #5.


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Anthrax Make Beer Now!
January 25th, 2017 at 4:17pm Vince Neilstein

“Wardance” will be a 5.5% ABV pale ale.


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Craigslist Find: 1974 Custom Metallica “Hit the Lights” Party Van
January 25th, 2017 at 10:16am Vince Neilstein

A former small town fire department ambulance is now the ultimate Metallica fan party bus.


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Emmure Shirt Allegedly Depicting Battered Woman Creates Controversy; Frankie Palmeri Responds
January 20th, 2017 at 1:57pm Axl Rosenberg

Gee, who could ever have predicted this?


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Slayer: Classier Socks Now Available
January 20th, 2017 at 10:54am Axl Rosenberg

Also, Iron Maiden socks and Motörhead socks!


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Celebrate the Release of Rogue One: A Star Wars Story with One of Our Nifty Metal Warz T-Shirts
December 15th, 2016 at 1:31pm MetalSucks

Get a Force-ful of metal.


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Immortal Bird Release “Fuck Trump/Fuck 2016” Shirts
November 30th, 2016 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg

Just in time for the holidays…


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