Metal Merch 200 AC/DC TO METALLICA: “F*CK YOU, WE CAN MAKE OUR OWN VERSION OF MONOPOLY!” August 5th, 2011 at 12:40pm Axl Rosenberg AC/DC and Metallica are similar in a lot of ways: […]
Metal Merch 100 WATCH SOME VENEZUELAN DUDE UNWRAP METALLICA MONOPOLY FOR TEN MINUTES August 3rd, 2011 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg The Metallica-themed edition of the board game Monopoly costs more […]
Metal Merch 420 PERIODIC TABLE OF HEAVY METALS July 27th, 2011 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg You guys have been e-mailing us all week about Pop […]
Fear Emptiness Decibel 20 FEAR, EMPTINESS, DECIBEL: OUR FAVORITE MAG’S NEW MERCH IS FREAKIN’ SWEET July 21st, 2011 at 4:00pm MetalSucks Before there were blogs there were these things called magazines, […]
Green Eggs and Slam 240 SUPPORT SERGEANT D; BUY A T-SHIRT June 22nd, 2011 at 1:20pm Sergeant D SUP BROS! When I’m not writing for Metal Sucks, I […]
Metal Merch 230 METALLICA MONOPOLY: JUST AS SILLY AS WE IMAGINED June 20th, 2011 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg What Amazon tells me is called Monopoly — The Classic […]
Metal Merch 520 GET READY FOR THE MONOTONY OF METALLICA MONOPOLY June 8th, 2011 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg When I was a kid, Monopoly was always known as […]
Metal Merch 140 PROTEST THE HERO’S TIM MILLAR IS SELLING HIS BEARD ON EBAY June 3rd, 2011 at 10:40am Axl Rosenberg And you thought Devin Townsend selling his old spatula on […]
Metal Merch 820 INFORMAL POLL: WHAT KIND OF UNDERPANTS DO YOU WEAR TO A METAL SHOW? May 27th, 2011 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg I was having drinks with a friend earlier this week […]
Metal Merch 160 SATYRICON’S SATYR LAUNCHES… BLACK METAL WINE? May 20th, 2011 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg What’s up with these black metal dudes turning out to […]
Metal Merch 300 NEW UNEARTH SONG, NEW UNEARTH BEER BONG May 12th, 2011 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg Metal Blade is now accepting pre-orders for the new Unearth […]
Metal Merch 280 DEVIN TOWNSEND IS SELLING HIS OLD SPATULA ON EBAY May 9th, 2011 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg In an apparent effort to weed out his most King […]
Metal Merch 280 JUST IN TIME FOR SUMMER: VAN HALEN FLIP FLOPS May 3rd, 2011 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Flip flops, the preferred summer season footwear of douche bags […]
Metal Merch 70 BLACK METAL GREETING CARDS: FOR THE TROO KVLTIST IN YOUR LIFE April 12th, 2011 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg And you thought those Dio Chrismas cards were awesome. A […]
Metal Merch 180 BIEBERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!! March 11th, 2011 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg This isn’t quite as funny/clever as that Slater graffiti, but […]
Metal Merch 100 JUST WHAT THE WORLD NEEDED: MOTORHEAD SKIS February 23rd, 2011 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg So, uh, Noisecreep tells us that a company called Head […]
Metal Merch 1 STILL THE BEST METAL CHRISTMAS GIFT MONEY CAN BUY! December 17th, 2010 at 4:00pm MetalSucks There are still a few of our brand spankin’ new […]
Metal Merch 550 HORNS ARE SO 2004 December 15th, 2010 at 3:20pm Axl Rosenberg Our friend Whitney Hess, who runs her own awesome blog […]
Metal Merch 300 THIS IS IN GOOD TASTE December 14th, 2010 at 2:40pm Axl Rosenberg So our broskis over at Metal Injection came across this […]
Metal Merch 470 DOESN’T THIS GO AGAINST EVERYTHING SLAYER STANDS FOR? December 13th, 2010 at 2:40pm Axl Rosenberg Maybe this has been around for awhile and it’s just […]
