Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Release of Behemoth’s The Satanist Delayed ‘Til 2014 August 7th, 2013 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg Don’t ask me why ’cause I don’t know.
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 The New Stryper Album Art Would Look Awesome On the Side of Your Van August 6th, 2013 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg But he was pierced for our transgressions, he was crushed for our iniquities; the punishment that brought us peace was on him, and by his awesome album art we are healed.
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Arven Bravely Combat Color Blindness Discrimination in Metal July 31st, 2013 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg Black gives way to blue.
Tour de Force 0 Red Fang are Releasing a New Album and Going on Tour July 31st, 2013 at 12:30pm Vince Neilstein We look forward to more hilarious music videos.
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Celebrate the Twentieth Anniversary of Nirvana’s In Utero with a Deluxe Edition of the Album and a Video of a Smoking Hot Girl Covering “Heart-Shaped Box” July 31st, 2013 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg Don’t worry, she’s eighteen.
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 So the New Soulfly Album Art is Pretty Whack July 31st, 2013 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg It may or may not also be a conscious allusion to the cover of Sepultura’s Roots.
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Every Day I Get Closer to the Light From Which Jesu Came July 29th, 2013 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg New Jesu album on the way!!!
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Obligatory Post About the New Korn Album Art July 29th, 2013 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg Blow me.
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Here’s the Extended Trailer for Metallica’s Through the Never 3D IMAX Film July 22nd, 2013 at 2:40pm Vince Neilstein In which Vince attempts to approach Metallica’s cinematic debut with an open mind.
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 The Mediator Between The Head And Hands Must Be Sepultura July 19th, 2013 at 2:40pm Axl Rosenberg And the band’s new album is called….
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Devin Townsend Will Start Filming the Ziltoid TV Series Next Month! July 19th, 2013 at 10:00am Vince Neilstein PREPARE YOUR FINEST CUP OF COFFEE!
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Nine Inch Nails Releasing Hesitation Marks with Four Different Covers July 18th, 2013 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg From the artist that brought you the Downward Spiral cover.
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Avenged Sevenfold Have Changed the Crappy Album Art for Hail to the King July 17th, 2013 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg That’s the old art… click through to see the new art.
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 As the Vermis Turns: Ulcerate Announce New Album July 12th, 2013 at 10:40am Axl Rosenberg Watch/listen to the trailer.
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 You’ve Seen the Cover Art for Carcass’ Surgical Steel and You Didn’t Even Know It July 10th, 2013 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg Simple but effective.
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Lake Bvkkake Announce Limited Edition 8-Track Reissues!!! July 10th, 2013 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg Three long-out-of-print pornogrind classics coming to “the only format that ever really mattered.”
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 New Dream Theater Album Art Takes You to the Dark Side of the Moon July 9th, 2013 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg How many fucks do YOU give?
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 0 Volto!: Tool’s Danny Carey Announces New Album July 3rd, 2013 at 12:40pm Anso DF Superstud drummer is keeping busy during Tool/Lakers off-season
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 99 Metal Bands to Record “99 Bottles of Beer” July 1st, 2013 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg These are just SOME of the bands participating.
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 New Supergroup Alert: Current and Former Members of Arch Enemy, God Forbid, and Nevermore Team Up in Ghost Ship Octavius July 1st, 2013 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg And their vocalist wasn’t even born yet when Nevermore’s debut album came out.
