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THE BEST WORST STEEL PANTHER TATTOO IN THE HISTORY OF EVER
June 12th, 2012 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg

Part of me thinks this is the best idea for […]


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THE WORST GUNS N’ ROSES TATTOO IN THE HISTORY OF EVER
June 7th, 2012 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg

The mere fact that anyone would get a Dj Slashba […]


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BULLET BELT-WEARING METALHEAD SHUTS DOWN BOSTON’S SUBWAY
June 6th, 2012 at 12:30pm Vince Neilstein

If you’re a metalhead and you live in Boston you […]


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WAIT WHAT IS GOING ON WITH QUEENSRYCHE?
May 31st, 2012 at 2:30pm Anso DF

Brb barfing into a potted palm It’s been ages since […]


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BABYMETAL: THE INTERVIEW
May 31st, 2012 at 2:00pm Vince Neilstein

By now you’ve all surely heard and seen the WTF??-ness […]


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SO AS IT TURNS OUT, “THALL” MEANS “TERRIBLE TATTOO-RELATED DECISION”
May 30th, 2012 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg

On the whole I like Vildhjarta, but it is way, way […]


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WHO THE HELL IS ON THE COVER OF THE NEW DORO ALBUM?
May 21st, 2012 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg

The below photo of Doro Pesch, who will turn forty-eight […]


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THE WORST SLAYER TATTOO IN THE HISTORY OF EVER
May 16th, 2012 at 4:30pm Vince Neilstein

This one pretty much speaks for itself. I wonder which […]


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VARG VIKERNES IS MAKING A TABLE-TOP RPG
May 14th, 2012 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg

That murdering bigot fuckhead Varg Vikernes is also a dork […]


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SOMEBODY THAT COHEED AND CAMBRIA USED TO KNOW
May 2nd, 2012 at 2:00pm Vince Neilstein

So, I’m admittedly really late to the Gotye party. We […]


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EVER WANTED TO SEE VIDEO OF PERIPHERY’S SPENCER SOTELO DRUNKENLY DOING KELLY CLARKSON AT KARAOKE?
April 30th, 2012 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg

Well, terrific news — such a video now exists!!! It […]


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ALL SHALL PERISH ARE NOT SUING THEIR FANS
April 30th, 2012 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg

I wasn’t even gonna write about this, but we’ve gotten […]


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STILL BETTER THAN THE DEVASTATED: LIL’ TYKES COVER RAMMSTEIN’S “SONNE”
April 16th, 2012 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg

I have to assume that the parents or legal guardians […]


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EURONYMOUS’ FACE WILL NOT BE ON NORWEGIAN AIRLINE JETS
April 5th, 2012 at 11:30am Vince Neilstein

Well, this is a bummer; after Øystein Aarseth, aka Euronymous, was […]


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GREG PUCIATO GOT TAYLOR MOMSEN A CHAIR
April 3rd, 2012 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg

This pic and all the info in this article courtesy […]


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BILLY CORGAN HEARTS ISIS
April 2nd, 2012 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg

If I told you that the new Smashing Pumpkins album […]


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iTUNES CAN’T TELL THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN METALLICA AND JUSTIN BIEBER
March 30th, 2012 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg

Two separate readers sent us the below images over the […]


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MANOWAR FANS ARE THE BEST FANS OF ALL
March 30th, 2012 at 2:00pm Vince Neilstein

Fast-forward to 2:30: -VN Thanks: Joe O.


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DAVE MUSTAINE HAS A PONY
March 29th, 2012 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg

Photo by J.R. Mankoff Dave Mustaine plays many roles in […]


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LET’S GET THE FACE OF EURONYMOUS PAINTED ON THE NORWEGIAN AIRLINES FLEET
March 26th, 2012 at 3:30pm Vince Neilstein

This is actually a really real thing: to celebrate the […]


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