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HELP NAME A BABY PENGUIN AFTER A FAMOUS BIGOT IN THE NAME OF BLACK METAL

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HELP NAME A BABY PENGUIN AFTER A FAMOUS BIGOT IN THE NAME OF BLACK METAL

Unless Gojira announce a co-headlining tour with Deez Nutz this afternoon, this will be the most disturbing press release we get all day:

“Help us name a baby penguin!

“By tradition, the name of every newborn little penguin of the Aquarium of Genoa (Italy) is chosen by citizens (often kids) through a contest. Last little chick, born before this new one, was named “Frost” after a first survey on Facebook, which started to reveal some “black” tendencies in this kind of choices within the Aquarium’s public. The most important local newspaper Il Secolo XIX is now asking people to choose the name of the newborn Magellanic Penguin through its Facebook page.

“Genoese citizens (and not only them!) are all answering: BURZUM!

“So we bring the news to your attention, in order to let you help the Aquarium of Genoa name this new beautiful mascotte: vote for Burzum!”

I’m all for sophomorically rubbing metal nonsense in the normies’ faces, but… Burzum? Really? Why? Are this penguin’s cries particularly poorly produced? Has he demonstrated a strong dislike for the Jewish aquarium workers? Did he peck another penguin twenty-three times and claim it was all in self-defense? I mean, c’mon, couldn’t they have chosen to launch a campaign to name this penguin after a metal musician who is not morally reprehensible?

-AR

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