What the...?? 110 MARY-KATE LOOKS JUST LIKE OZZY OSBOURNE April 28th, 2009 at 3:45pm Vince Neilstein OK, so admittedly some of our “X looks just like […]
What the...?? 240 MORE FUN WITH CORPSE PAINT April 22nd, 2009 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Following on the heels of the hilarity of Rate My […]
What the...?? 200 RI¢HIE RI¢H SPENDS A DAY WITH JOSH FREESE April 16th, 2009 at 11:15am Axl Rosenberg To quickly recap: back in February we heard about this […]
What the...?? 450 HEAVIER THAN METAL: DALLAS COWBOYS LINEMEN START A BAND April 15th, 2009 at 10:59am Vince Neilstein All you really need to know about Dallas-based “metal” band […]
Laugh At Others' Misfortunes 110 THE RAPID DEMISE OF TEST ICICLES April 3rd, 2009 at 12:38pm Kip Wingerschmidt Much like my aforementioned broken shoulder, the story of the […]
Haterade 230 WHAT’S MORE SHOCKING AND APPALLING: THE NEW CHRIS CORNELL ALBUM IN ITSELF OR THE FACT THAT HE’S SOLD OUT TWO NIGHTS AT ONE OF NEW YORK CITY’S BIGGEST VENUES? April 2nd, 2009 at 1:49pm Kip Wingerschmidt I noticed yesterday in the Village Voice that the former […]
What the...?? 130 QUEENSRYCHE’S GEOFF TATE LOOKS JUST LIKE CHRISTOPHER WALKEN April 1st, 2009 at 2:49pm Vince Neilstein Been a while since we’ve done one of these. But […]
What the...?? 380 SOMEBODY SHOOT ME IN THE FACE: MARTY FRIEDMAN JOINS LIMP BIZKIT April 1st, 2009 at 10:10am Axl Rosenberg Fuck me naked with a spoon. Last night we got […]
What the...?? 250 ANTHRAX ARE HEADLINING… ROCKLAHOMA? SERIOUSLY? March 26th, 2009 at 12:15pm Axl Rosenberg What do Twisted Sister, Great White, Kix, Nelson, Danger Danger […]
What the...?? 120 THE MOST INTERESTING PRESS RELEASE WE’VE GOTTEN IN A WHILE March 23rd, 2009 at 2:42pm Vince Neilstein Band press releases are really fucking ho-hum most of the […]
What the...?? 270 METALLICA WILL BE INDUCTED INTO THE ROCK N’ ROLL HALL OF FAME BY… FLEA? March 20th, 2009 at 4:18pm Axl Rosenberg I know this probably too much Metallica news for one […]
What the...?? 160 WOULD YOU PAY $700 FOR THIS? March 20th, 2009 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg Thanks to The Deciblog for pointing us towards the website […]
What the...?? 540 TEGAN & SARA GO METAL? March 17th, 2009 at 4:24pm Vince Neilstein No, not really… but you’d think so based on the […]
What the...?? 550 NO PENIS? NO DIR EN GREY FOR YOU!!! March 17th, 2009 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg Thanks to MetalSucks Maniac Amanda Dobbs for pointing us towards […]
What the...?? 120 AN OPEN LETTER TO AXL ROSE March 5th, 2009 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg To: W. Axl Rose From: Double-Jew Axl Rosenberg Re: Plans […]
What the...?? 170 F*CK GUITAR HERO: METALLICA – SUFFOCATION ARE MAKING THEIR OWN VIDEO GAME February 20th, 2009 at 3:15pm Axl Rosenberg 2009 is Suffocation’s twentieth anniversary (!), and they’re celebrating in […]
What the...?? 120 INSANE CLOWN POSSE: THE WORST BAND EVER? February 20th, 2009 at 2:14pm Vince Neilstein At least that’s what comedian Joe DeRosa seems to think […]
What the...?? 210 AXL ROSE BLAMES HIS RECORD LABEL FOR CHINESE DEMOCRACY‘S POOR SALES February 6th, 2009 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg Today is Axl Rose’s 46th birthday (!), and he decided […]
What the...?? 400 BECOMING THE ARCHETYPE HAVE A PRAYER TEAM? February 2nd, 2009 at 3:45pm Axl Rosenberg Becoming the Archetype’s latest album, Dichotomy, is pretty rockin’. It’s […]
