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What the...?? 130
QUEENSRYCHE’S GEOFF TATE LOOKS JUST LIKE CHRISTOPHER WALKEN
April 1st, 2009 at 2:49pm Vince Neilstein

Been a while since we’ve done one of these. But […]


What the...?? 380
SOMEBODY SHOOT ME IN THE FACE: MARTY FRIEDMAN JOINS LIMP BIZKIT
April 1st, 2009 at 10:10am Axl Rosenberg

Fuck me naked with a spoon. Last night we got […]


What the...?? 120
MOTLEY CRUE FANS ARE STUPID
April 1st, 2009 at 9:45am Vince Neilstein

 


What the...?? 250
ANTHRAX ARE HEADLINING… ROCKLAHOMA? SERIOUSLY?
March 26th, 2009 at 12:15pm Axl Rosenberg

What do Twisted Sister, Great White, Kix, Nelson, Danger Danger […]


What the...?? 120
THE MOST INTERESTING PRESS RELEASE WE’VE GOTTEN IN A WHILE
March 23rd, 2009 at 2:42pm Vince Neilstein

Band press releases are really fucking ho-hum most of the […]


What the...?? 270
METALLICA WILL BE INDUCTED INTO THE ROCK N’ ROLL HALL OF FAME BY… FLEA?
March 20th, 2009 at 4:18pm Axl Rosenberg

I know this probably too much Metallica news for one […]


What the...?? 160
WOULD YOU PAY $700 FOR THIS?
March 20th, 2009 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg

Thanks to The Deciblog for pointing us towards the website […]


What the...?? 540
TEGAN & SARA GO METAL?
March 17th, 2009 at 4:24pm Vince Neilstein

No, not really… but you’d think so based on the […]


What the...?? 550
NO PENIS? NO DIR EN GREY FOR YOU!!!
March 17th, 2009 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg

Thanks to MetalSucks Maniac Amanda Dobbs for pointing us towards […]


What the...?? 120
AN OPEN LETTER TO AXL ROSE
March 5th, 2009 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg

To: W. Axl Rose From: Double-Jew Axl Rosenberg Re: Plans […]


What the...?? 170
F*CK GUITAR HERO: METALLICA – SUFFOCATION ARE MAKING THEIR OWN VIDEO GAME
February 20th, 2009 at 3:15pm Axl Rosenberg

2009 is Suffocation’s twentieth anniversary (!), and they’re celebrating in […]


What the...?? 120
INSANE CLOWN POSSE: THE WORST BAND EVER?
February 20th, 2009 at 2:14pm Vince Neilstein

At least that’s what comedian Joe DeRosa seems to think […]


What the...?? 210
AXL ROSE BLAMES HIS RECORD LABEL FOR CHINESE DEMOCRACY‘S POOR SALES
February 6th, 2009 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg

Today is Axl Rose’s 46th birthday (!), and he decided […]


What the...?? 400
BECOMING THE ARCHETYPE HAVE A PRAYER TEAM?
February 2nd, 2009 at 3:45pm Axl Rosenberg

Becoming the Archetype’s latest album, Dichotomy, is pretty rockin’. It’s […]


What the...?? 70
THE ECONOMY IS IN RUINS! ONLY DUFF MCKAGAN CAN SAVE US NOW…
January 30th, 2009 at 1:06pm Axl Rosenberg

In case ya didn’t know: in the years following his […]


What the...?? 190
HOW SLAYER ALMOST ENDED UP NOT BEING IN GUITAR HERO: METALLICA
January 29th, 2009 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg

When the track list for the upcoming Guitar Hero: Metallica […]


What the...?? 250
AT LEAST BLEEDING THROUGH’S MARTA IS GOOD AT SOMETHING
January 28th, 2009 at 12:41pm Vince Neilstein

‘Cause lord knows, her band sure blows donkey balls. Check […]


What the...?? 80
FORMER LAMB OF GOD PRODUCER MACHINE APPEARED ON THE REAL WORLD: BROOKLYN THIS WEEK — WAIT, WHA?!?
January 23rd, 2009 at 2:34pm Kip Wingerschmidt

Okay, fine — it was bound to come out sooner […]


What the...?? 380
A VERY, VERY INTENSE VIDEO
January 16th, 2009 at 2:31pm Vince Neilstein

[Thanks: Anton OyVey]


What the...?? 280
COURTNEY LOVE HATES THE JEWS
January 16th, 2009 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg

At this point I don’t think it’s news that Courtney […]


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