What the...?? 180 YOU CAN DO IT. STEVEN TYLER CAN HELP. January 26th, 2010 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg In case there’s any doubt that he’s a frickin’ loon, […]
What the...?? 70 STEVEN TYLER THINKS THAT REHAB IS FOR QUITTERS January 22nd, 2010 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg This shittiest papparazi photo ever was taken this past Tuesday […]
Rampant Rumors 310 GUITAR HERO: MEGADETH ON THE WAY? January 21st, 2010 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg I didn’t buy Guitar Hero: Van Halen because it was […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 210 METAL’S BIGGEST PETERS: ERIC F*CKING PETERSON OF TESTAMENT December 9th, 2009 at 12:00pm Anso DF Metal fans, let’s take a collective moment to consider ourselves […]
Worst Week Ever 190 IN WHICH WE MOUTH RAPED OUR LEGACY November 13th, 2009 at 5:29pm Axl Rosenberg Today was Friday the 13th, but absolutely nothing bad happened […]
Rampant Rumors 100 WILL JOE PERRY AND STEVEN TYLER JUST SHUT THE F*CK UP ALREADY? November 11th, 2009 at 11:00am Vince Neilstein I mean, come ON! Does anyone, including Perry and Tyler […]
Br00tal-lists 340 35 OTHER CRAZY FISTS October 2nd, 2009 at 12:00pm MetalSucks In honor of Alaskan metalcore band 36 Crazyfists’ new DVD, […]
Br00tal-lists 430 ANOTHER SILLY LIST TO SH*T YOUR PANTS OVER August 5th, 2009 at 2:30pm Vince Neilstein MS Maniac Todd R. sent in a list on Yahoo […]
Poll 280 POLL: IS THE CURRENT TREND OF BANDS PERFORMING OLD ALBUMS IN THEIR ENTIRETY A GIMMICK? May 6th, 2009 at 3:00pm MetalSucks A few years ago Slayer performed Reign in Blood in […]
Cinemetal 80 HOLY CRAP, STEVEN TYLER IS 61 YEARS OLD TODAY March 26th, 2009 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg That makes me feel old somehow. Here’s Aerosmith doing “Mama […]
Cinemetal 60 BEFORE BRIAN POSEHN, SAM KINISON WAS THE MOST METAL COMEDIAN IN THE WORLD March 4th, 2009 at 2:03pm Axl Rosenberg I haven’t watched any of Sam Kinison’s old stand-up in […]
Laugh At Others' Misfortunes 70 SLAUGHTERED February 26th, 2009 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg The one and only time I saw Slaughter live, they […]
Br00tal-lists 580 ROADRUNNER RECORDS NAMES THE TOP 50 GREATEST METAL FRONTMEN OF ALL TIME February 25th, 2009 at 10:35am Vince Neilstein The fine lads and ladesses over at Roadrunner Records have […]
What the...?? 170 F*CK GUITAR HERO: METALLICA – SUFFOCATION ARE MAKING THEIR OWN VIDEO GAME February 20th, 2009 at 3:15pm Axl Rosenberg 2009 is Suffocation’s twentieth anniversary (!), and they’re celebrating in […]
Reviews 110 MASSACHUSETTS: STILL WICKED BRUTAL January 30th, 2009 at 12:00pm Sammy O'Hagar Despite our roots in melodic metalcore (we would like to […]
Neilstein Soundscam 140 THE DEPRESSING STATE OF THE RECORD INDUSTRY January 15th, 2009 at 11:08am Vince Neilstein The sales of recorded music are in as bleak a […]
Contests 500 KILL A MEMBER OF HINDER, WIN ANYTHING YOU WANT November 21st, 2008 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg I’m sure I’m not alone when I say that high […]
Editorials 5110 THE BEST NEW METALLICA RELEASE IN TWENTY YEARS June 3rd, 2008 at 11:43am Axl Rosenberg I betcha when you saw that headline, you got all […]
Editorials 770 EXTREME AND KING’S X WILL TOUR TOGETHER, TAKE MONEY FROM RICH GUYS WITH SMALL DICKS May 6th, 2008 at 12:15pm Vince Neilstein Extreme and King’s X released details yesterday about a U.S. […]
Editorials 1 DEF LEPPARD RELEASE NEW SINGLE FOR GUITAR HERO III April 17th, 2008 at 12:08pm Axl Rosenberg Look: I know the new Def Leppard single, “Nine Lives,” […]