Cinemetal 200 I’D BE SCARED IF I WAS STUCK IN THIS TERRIBLE VIDEO, TOO August 2nd, 2011 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg Aittala’s new video, for the song “Juliet,” is about how […]
...And F*ck You Too 830 25 THINGS I’D RATHER DO THAN LISTEN TO THE NEW FIVE FINGER DEATH PUNCH SONG July 27th, 2011 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg 1) Be nicer to Sebastian Bach 2) Compare penis sizes […]
Shit That Comes Out Today 450 SH*T THAT COMES OUT TODAY – THE JULY 26TH, 2011 EDITION July 26th, 2011 at 2:00pm Vic Vaughn Well, this is a strange week. On the one hand, […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 240 ANALYSIS: QUEENSRYCHE NEEDS NEW MANAGEMENT TL;DR July 13th, 2011 at 4:30pm Anso DF It’s probably not overestimating things to state that Queensryche is […]
Fear Emptiness Decibel 400 FEAR, EMPTINESS, DECIBEL: CAN YOU GUESS SEPTEMBER’S COVER BOY? July 7th, 2011 at 4:40pm MetalSucks Before there were blogs there were these things called magazines, […]
Fear Emptiness Decibel 40 FEAR, EMPTINESS, DECIBEL: Q&A WITH TOM NEELY, CREATOR OF THE COMIC BOOK HENRY & GLENN FOREVER June 23rd, 2011 at 4:20pm MetalSucks Before there were blogs there were these things called magazines, […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 340 SKID ROW: WHERE IS THE LOVE? TL;DR June 17th, 2011 at 4:00pm Anso DF Am I high or is it weird that in 2011 […]
The Top 25 Modern Metal Guitarists 1910 #3: BRENT HINDS (MASTODON) June 2nd, 2011 at 5:00pm Vince Neilstein MetalSucks recently polled its staff to determine who are The […]
The Top 25 Modern Metal Guitarists 1660 #4: FREDRIK THORDENDAL (MESHUGGAH) June 1st, 2011 at 5:00pm Satan Rosenbloom MetalSucks recently polled its staff to determine who are The […]
...And F*ck You Too 150 IDOL REMAINS FINAL: BETTER LOCK THEM DOORS AND TURN THEM LIGHTS DOWN LOW May 26th, 2011 at 3:30pm Anso DF It’s easy to forget that the winner of American Idol […]
Green Eggs and Slam 1640 WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT COMEDY METAL???? May 24th, 2011 at 4:00pm Sergeant D I love music, but I am first and foremost a […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 100 IDOL REMAINS LIVE 11: COUNTRY MUSIC FANS LOVE THIS SH*T May 20th, 2011 at 3:30pm Anso DF Last week, Idol bid adieu to contestant Heavy Metal James […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 130 IDOL REMAINS LIVE 9: VAN HALEN IS TRUTH, IDOL IS LIES May 6th, 2011 at 4:00pm Anso DF Don’t you love classic Van Halen? It’s amazing how that […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 140 HISTORY REPEATS FOR DYING FETUS May 6th, 2011 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg As regular readers are aware, I’m usually dead-set against cover […]
New Stuff 770 THE BLACK DAHLIA MURDER BEGIN THEIR RITUAL, FIND THEIR “MOONLIGHT EQUILIBRIUM” April 29th, 2011 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg I know this isn’t realistic in today’s economic climate, but, […]
Green Eggs and Slam 2210 WHAT IS THE BEST BREAKDOWN OF ALL TIME??? April 13th, 2011 at 5:00pm Sergeant D I love that “Tour Of Italy” sampler at Olive Garden […]
...And F*ck You Too 90 IDOL REMAINS LIVE 4: METAL VS. IDOL March 25th, 2011 at 4:00pm Anso DF American Idol week 10 Wed The final 11 perform the […]
Tour de Force 70 KRALLICE + WITHERED MAKE EAST COAST FANS VERY HAPPY March 25th, 2011 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg Krallice’s completely fucking insane new album, Diotma, comes out via […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 90 IDOL REMAINS LIVE 3: A RICH VEIN OF INNER CRAZY March 18th, 2011 at 4:00pm Anso DF American Idol week 9 Wed: The final 12 perform songs […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 70 IDOL REMAINS LIVE 2: RIDIN’ HIGH TONIGHT March 11th, 2011 at 4:00pm Anso DF American Idol week 8 Wed: The final 13 perform Thur: […]