\m/ 0 Dance the Nightwish Away June 15th, 2016 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Dancing fan justifies Nightwish’s entire existence.
Completely Unreadable Band Logo of the Week 0 Completely Unreadable Band Logo of the Week: Win a Vinyl Copy of Vektor’s Terminal Redux! June 14th, 2016 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Tell us what this silly band logo says for your chance to get a free copy of one of the year’s most acclaimed metal albums!
New Stuff 0 Valient Thorr Have Got the “No Count Blues” June 14th, 2016 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg You know what they’re talking about.
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Here’s the Trailer for Ozzy and Jack Osbourne’s New Show for The History Channel June 14th, 2016 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg This actually looks… good???
Viral Vomit 0 Now Your Children Can Enjoy Cattle Decapitation, Too June 14th, 2016 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg Check out a “family oriented” adaptation of their song “Forced Gender Reassignment.”
Viral Vomit 0 Video: Mutoid Man Cover Tom Jones’ “She’s a Lady” on NYC Subway June 14th, 2016 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg Busking gets br00tal.
New Stuff 0 New Norma Jean: “1,000,000 Watts” June 14th, 2016 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg The band’s new album, Polar Similar, drops in September.
Rampant Rumors 0 Swedish Venue Calls Filter’s Death Threat Into Question June 14th, 2016 at 2:00pm Emperor Rhombus They claim the band overreacted to a harmless comment made by venue staff.
Metal Legacies 0 Happy 60th Birthday, King Diamond! June 14th, 2016 at 1:30pm Emperor Rhombus The candles must burn again!
Tour de Force 0 Ghost Announce Massive North American Tour For This Fall June 14th, 2016 at 1:00pm Emperor Rhombus The “Popestar” tour kicks off in September.
Breaking the Law 0 Pyrexia Vocalist Erick Shute Arrested on Murder Charges June 14th, 2016 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg He’s said to have shot three men over a firewood dispute.
Music Premieres 0 Exclusive Track Premieres: Monolord’s “Lord of Suffering” and “Die in Haze” June 14th, 2016 at 12:00pm MetalSucks The Swedish Swedish sludge/doom trio’s North American tour with Beastmaker and Sweat Lodge kicks off August 5!!!
Cinemetal 0 Here’s the Trailer for Rob Zombie’s Next Great Contribution to Cinema, Hitler Clown 31 June 14th, 2016 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg Any movie with a Hitler Clown can’t be ALL bad, can it?
This Sucks 0 Filter Cancel Swedish Show Over Death Threats June 14th, 2016 at 11:00am Emperor Rhombus Can’t blame them, given the week we’ve had.
Tweet Twat 0 Benji Webbe Tweets Non-Apology for Racist Babymetal Remarks June 14th, 2016 at 10:30am Emperor Rhombus Mostly, he apologizes for your getting offended by them.
This Sucks 0 Joey Jordison Reveals He Had Rare Neurological Disorder Towards the End of His Career In Slipknot June 14th, 2016 at 10:00am Emperor Rhombus Which is very sad… but also kind of questionable.
...And F*ck You Too 0 Denied! Lemmy Snubbed in Naming of Heavy Metal Element June 13th, 2016 at 5:00pm Emperor Rhombus Sadly, you’ll never die due to trace amounts of Lemmium found in your drinking water.
Cinemetal 0 Rob Zombie Does What Rob Zombie Does Best in “The Life and Times of a Teenage Rock God” June 13th, 2016 at 4:30pm Emperor Rhombus Namely gyrating, pointing at the camera, and casting his wife.
Podcast 0 Hatebreed’s Jamey Jasta Guests on The MetalSucks Podcast #150 June 13th, 2016 at 4:00pm MetalSucks Plus: Noisey's Cat Jones on the Pentagram/Wax Idols/King Woman debacle.
Editorials 0 At Last, We Know What Varg Vikernes Thinks of Donald Trump June 13th, 2016 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg Surprisingly, he’s not a fan.
